Oh.... that reminds me of a sign we used to have hanging up on the wall in the "loo" at our family cottage near Point Pelee, on Lake Erie, Ontario, when i was a wee lad...
It said.."We are here for Sun and Fun, and DO NOT flush on Number One"....
Mainly it was because we had an old, and possibly quite compromised septic tank, and system back then in those days... Conservation was key back then!!
Then in the mid 80s the DPW ran the main sewer line down the street, and everyone got to "hook up" and our troubles were "flushed away"...
So, me, being the quintessential smart@$$ even then, i added a small "addendum" to the famous sign hanging up in the "loo"...
It read...
"Once we came for Sun and Fun, and could not flush on Number One"......
But now the Sewer Line has been run, we can flush.. JUST FOR FUN !!"...
I sometimes wonder why my kids are like they are........ Hmmm....