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02-17-2010, 08:16 PM
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4 Rivet Member 
1985 34' Limited
1960 24' Tradewind
Summerville
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
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AIR 24338
TAC SC-1
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04-20-2010, 07:05 PM
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1972 Travelux Princess 25
Cobourg
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 1,059
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Broke people have big televisions. Rich people have big libraries.
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Living in the trailer park of sense, looking out the window at a tornado of stupidity.
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04-21-2010, 06:38 PM
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1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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...It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. Femur is hard as concrete. The woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance ...when we stand. ...The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb
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 "Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain." 
AIR #17571
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04-21-2010, 08:11 PM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chapparel
...The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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04-25-2010, 08:42 AM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
AIR #17571
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04-26-2010, 09:56 PM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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As my daddy used to say, "In a hundred years, we'll all look back on this and laugh."
(please excuse me if I've said this b4 on this thread, 'cause here's another one: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my memory the most.")
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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06-09-2010, 08:08 AM
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Rivet Master
Las Vegas
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 626
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If you can...
We just received this in a email from our daughter, it's good, hope it hasn't already been posted here.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
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06-29-2010, 07:00 PM
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1 Rivet Member 
1971 27' Overlander
1975 26' Argosy 26
Denver
, North Carolina
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 16
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If wishes were horses beggers would ride
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09-06-2010, 11:24 AM
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Rivet Master
2005 31' Classic
Cleveland
, Tennessee
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,499
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer
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I know you think you understand what you though I said, but I'm not sure that what you heard is what I actually meant!
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there." Lewis Carroll
AIR #38011
TAC TN-4
NOVA
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09-06-2010, 09:05 PM
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Rivet Master
1956 26' Cruiser/Overlander
Kennewick
, Washington
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,884
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"I'll be pickled tink"
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09-22-2010, 06:21 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,888
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To your own self be true
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09-22-2010, 07:33 PM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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"We'[ll jump off that bridge when we get to it." from the movie 'Trixie' with Emily Watson
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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09-27-2010, 08:39 PM
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3 Rivet Member 
1977 23' Safari
Commerce
, Texas
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 155
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"We don't need no stinkin' badgers...."
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Janet & Jim
"You can buy a cheaper burger, but then you gotta eat it." Texas Burger
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09-28-2010, 06:48 PM
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2 Rivet Member 
1969 21' Globetrotter
Seattle & Olympic Peninsula
, Washington
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 88
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These are not the droids you are looking for. Move along.
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11-03-2010, 12:03 PM
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Rivet Master
1966 24' Tradewind
Oak View
, California
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,063
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic...
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11-03-2010, 12:35 PM
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Rivet Master
1967 24' Tradewind
Greenville
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,107
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"Common sense is not all that common" Mark Twain
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11-03-2010, 02:06 PM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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"I do desire we may be better strangers." — William Shakespeare
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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11-03-2010, 02:16 PM
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Rivet Master
2017 30' Classic
Loretto
, Ontario
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 507
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It is what it is
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11-03-2010, 03:18 PM
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Rivet Master
2007 30' Classic
Oswego
, Illinois
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 13,669
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When I used to make fun of Dad for being old, one time he said,
"Only the lucky ones are."
That was the last time I poked at him.
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11-03-2010, 08:26 PM
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Rivet Master
1966 24' Tradewind
Oak View
, California
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,063
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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
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