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10-07-2009, 08:50 AM
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Rivet Master 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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A fool and his money are soon parted, but where the heck would a fool get money in t'first place -'less it'd be from a bigger fool? If we're all fools t'some degree, then all money must come from the biggest fools. Wouldn't that be the government? ~ Uncle Floyd
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10-18-2009, 03:45 PM
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#1122
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
West of Fort Worth
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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"...I had field experience, a vocabulary and a criminal mind. I was a danger to myself and others."
-Anthony Bourdain
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AIR #15800
"Wimpy" 1/2 ton 2002 GMC Sierra 4X4 Z-71 Gasser
2000 Safari SS 25'
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10-19-2009, 07:49 AM
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#1123
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~ Victor Borge 
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10-19-2009, 10:36 PM
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#1124
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4 Rivet Member 
1968 24' Tradewind
Crestview
, Florida
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 319
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fyrzowt
"...I had field experience, a vocabulary and a criminal mind. I was a danger to myself and others."
-Anthony Bourdain
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Speaking of being a danger to yourself, this reminds me of what I used to tell some of other the other guys in the locker room or restroom when doing their business, I'd tell them that they better put that "thing" away before they end hurting themselves.
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Courtesy parking-- water, elect. and wi-fi.
To those who are about to Stream-I salute you! 
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10-21-2009, 11:29 AM
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#1125
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4 Rivet Member
1975 Argosy 24
Malakoff
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 490
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"If the troops aint complaining, then something is wrong!"
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10-21-2009, 04:32 PM
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#1126
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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If they ain't nothin' t' complain about, folks 'll make somethin' up. ~ Uncle Floyd
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10-21-2009, 11:28 PM
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#1127
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4 Rivet Member
1968 24' Tradewind
Crestview
, Florida
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 319
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A soldier's perspective according to which branch of service they are in:
An Army peon grunt in foxhole while it's raining-- "This sucks."
Army Ranger in the same foxhole-- "I love how this sucks!"
A Marine in the same foxhole, "I wish it would suck some more!"
Naval personnel on battle ship while shelling the war zone, 23 miles away, "I bet it sure does suck over there!"
Air Force pilot 3 miles above the war zone, "I bet it sure sucks down there and it's about to suck some more!"
Air Force Airman while setting in hotel room, "Only 13 channels on cable T.V. over here, man, things really suck!"
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Courtesy parking-- water, elect. and wi-fi.
To those who are about to Stream-I salute you!
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10-23-2009, 12:58 PM
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#1128
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' ~ Mary Kay Ash
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10-24-2009, 09:19 AM
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#1129
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
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 "Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain." 
AIR #17571
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10-24-2009, 09:58 AM
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#1130
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Life is kinda' like tollit paper. The closer t' the end y'get, the quicker it goes. ~ Uncle Floyd
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10-24-2009, 09:17 PM
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#1131
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. & if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it."
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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10-25-2009, 08:09 AM
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#1132
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Rivet Master
1970 27' Overlander
Espanola
, Full Timer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,753
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'Some day, -some guy,- will make a lotta dough---by putting HORNS in BACKSEATS. For BACKSEAT DRIVERS to BLOW!!' .....thankyou 
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10-25-2009, 09:07 AM
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#1133
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Finding friends is like panning for gold. You have to sift through a ton of stones to get a nugget. ~ IMBAC
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10-25-2009, 09:10 AM
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#1134
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redhawkerII
'Some day, -some guy,- will make a lotta dough---by putting HORNS in BACKSEATS. For BACKSEAT DRIVERS to BLOW!!' .....thankyou
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They don't need HORNS! They're already BLOWHARDS! 
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10-25-2009, 09:13 AM
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#1135
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
AIR #17571
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10-25-2009, 10:14 AM
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#1136
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Old is when you go in for a driver's license and the clerk says, "Death certificates next door."
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10-26-2009, 11:22 AM
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#1137
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Presidential Quotes:
"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. ~ John F. Kennedy
"If you want a friend in Washington, Get a dog." ~ Harry Truman
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10-26-2009, 08:33 PM
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#1138
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4 Rivet Member
1968 24' Tradewind
Crestview
, Florida
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Old is when...
taking a good dump feels better than having sex!
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Courtesy parking-- water, elect. and wi-fi.
To those who are about to Stream-I salute you!
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10-27-2009, 08:10 AM
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#1139
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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If ya get up and all yer plumbin' works right, y'll have a good day. ~ Uncle Floyd
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10-27-2009, 08:29 AM
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#1140
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates
And blamed it on the cost of living.
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