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Old 02-14-2007, 10:21 PM   #29
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Like this?

Actually, I like it better when that button is on the bottom box.
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:23 PM   #30
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The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days of the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

(1) What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go to dinner?

Here, have some wine.

(2) Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine.

(3) What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine

(4) Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

(5) What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't overdo it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine.
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:50 PM   #31
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Mistral Blue, perfect! Now I know why my spouse and I get along, we always have wine!
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:56 PM   #32
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Mistral, you are too funny..yes, wine just might do the trick!!!
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:16 PM   #33
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13 Things PMS stands for:

(1) Pass My Shotgun

(2) Psychotic Mood Shift

(3) Perpetual Munching Spree

(4) Puffy Mid-Section

(5) People Make me Sick

(6) Provide Me with Sweets

(7) Pardon My Sobbing

(8) Pimples May Surface

(9) Pass My Sweat pants

(10) Pissy Mood Syndrome

(11) Plainly, Men Suck

(12) Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one,

(13) Potential Murder Suspect
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:53 PM   #34
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Unfortunately I have hearing loss.

Fortunately it is in the same range as my wife's voice.

Oh cruel fate.
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:45 AM   #35
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Great laughs! Does this have anything to do with readiing the instructions or asking directions? I know it is only as "only as a last resort". Instructions, I struggle with; directions - thank God for my Garmin (recalculating).
Vive la difference and pass the wine.

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Old 02-15-2007, 05:26 AM   #36
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Ogden Nash said;

"The required position men hanker for, is parallel to and above the floor"

How they get there, why they get there and what they do when they get there*, says it all! I think this is why women say they want a "Stand up guy!" Lol!

Read; "Why men don't listen, why women can't read maps", it will change your life!

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Old 02-15-2007, 05:48 AM   #37
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Great stuff

LOL. Man, this thread made my day!!!
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What did you say?.........

I wasn't listening
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:06 AM   #39
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Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out window, "PIG!"

Man yells out window, "B I A T C H!"

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought for the day: If only men would listen. . .
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:24 AM   #40
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Actually, I like it better when that button is on the bottom box.
Even I, with my limited knowledge of the fairer sex, am not so stupid as to do that my friend!

Roger
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:27 AM   #41
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Even I, with my limited knowledge of the fairer sex, am not so stupid as to do that my friend!

Roger
There are so many ways the concept could go in a very bad direction if it were attempted... Just the word "easy" can get us all in more trouble than we could dig ourselves out with, even using a payloader.
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