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Forum: Fun & Games 12-29-2019, 07:04 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
The PROBLEM with a mother in law from so far away...

The PROBLEM with a mother in law from so far away is that when they DO visit, it's often an E-X-T-E-N-D-E-D visit!:lol:
Forum: Fun & Games 09-15-2019, 06:12 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-in-law is a midget... And she's...

My Mother-in-law is a midget...
And she's always got her nose in my business!
Forum: Fun & Games 10-06-2018, 05:58 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
REWINDING THE CLASSICS: ...

REWINDING THE CLASSICS:
--------------------------------
I understand my mother-in-law.
I know where she's coming from.
She grew up with the great depression...


.... And now she's the east...
Forum: Fun & Games 02-08-2016, 12:23 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
REWINDING THE CLASSICS: The cops came to my...

REWINDING THE CLASSICS:

The cops came to my mother-in-law's house
on a missing persons case...
2 kids...

Hansel and Gretel.
Forum: Fun & Games 10-12-2014, 07:27 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
REWINDING THE CLASSICS: She: You HATE my...

REWINDING THE CLASSICS:

She: You HATE my family!
He: Nonsense! I even love YOUR mother-in-law better than my OWN!
Forum: Fun & Games 09-06-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
REWINDING THE CLASSICS: My Mother-In-Law...

REWINDING THE CLASSICS:

My Mother-In-Law grew up during the great depression...

NOW she's the East Coast Distributor!
Forum: Fun & Games 08-03-2014, 05:41 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-in-law can't cook... since she...

My Mother-in-law can't cook...

since she cracked her cauldron!
Forum: Fun & Games 05-29-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law sold her Airstream and bought a...

My mother-in-law sold her Airstream and bought a S.O.B.*

I thought, 'How appropriate!'

*Some Other Brand
Forum: Fun & Games 05-06-2012, 08:36 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
She's my mother-in-LAW. No one would have her...

She's my mother-in-LAW.
No one would have her VOLUNTERILY!
Forum: Fun & Games 05-05-2012, 06:55 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
"My Mother-In-Law reflects good taste." ...

"My Mother-In-Law reflects good taste."

Said the cannibal looking in the mirror!
Forum: Fun & Games 02-12-2010, 12:42 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I took my Mother-In-Law muskie fishing on the...

I took my Mother-In-Law muskie fishing on the ice.
She caught 5 good ones before she became so waterlogged I had to cut her loose.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-10-2010, 03:31 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
Q. How do you keep your Mother-In-Law from...

Q. How do you keep your Mother-In-Law from drowning in your pool?

A. Take your foot off her head.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-09-2010, 03:27 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-In-Law reminds me of a dessert. ...a...

My Mother-In-Law reminds me of a dessert. ...a lard & beer float.
Forum: Fun & Games 10-03-2009, 03:59 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I bought a nice new shotgun for my...

I bought a nice new shotgun for my Mother-In-Law...

...But she went and died of natural causes before I ever got a chance to use it.
Forum: Fun & Games 09-07-2009, 06:36 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I was working under the car and asked my...

I was working under the car and asked my mother-in-law for a hex wrench.

It floated clean across the garage to my hand!
Forum: Fun & Games 08-27-2009, 05:27 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law works at the Corn Curls factory....

My mother-in-law works at the Corn Curls factory.
They come out of the machine straight, then she looks at them.
Voila!
Forum: Fun & Games 08-24-2009, 06:14 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
When my Mother-in-law enters a room, she casts a...

When my Mother-in-law enters a room, she casts a spell on everyone who sees her.
...No, REALLY CASTS A SPELL!
Forum: Fun & Games 08-24-2009, 06:12 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-in-law tried out for the Air Force. ...

My Mother-in-law tried out for the Air Force.
And she'd have made it too,
...if her broom would've carried more bombs.
Forum: Fun & Games 06-24-2009, 12:09 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
Just for something different, I took my...

Just for something different, I took my mother-in-law to Saratoga for the horse races.

By God, she won!
Forum: Fun & Games 03-08-2009, 07:08 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I was downtown the other day when I saw six women...

I was downtown the other day when I saw six women beating my Mother-in-law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knows me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?"
I replied, "No. Six...
Forum: Fun & Games 12-08-2008, 05:27 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother-in-aw because? She...

I really love my mother-in-aw because?

She has so many hot flashes my fuel bill's been halved.
Forum: Fun & Games 11-01-2008, 06:09 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because? The...

I really love my mother inlaw because?

The only holliday she ever visits us is Halloween!
Forum: Fun & Games 10-02-2008, 02:15 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
The warden said she couldn't wear the wig and...

The warden said she couldn't wear the wig and makeup because she was scaring the guards and other inmates. But when he saw her WITHOUT it, he made her put it back on!
Forum: Fun & Games 09-30-2008, 06:56 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because... Her...

I really love my mother inlaw because...
Her CELL number has nothing to do with the telephone!
Forum: Fun & Games 09-28-2008, 09:18 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because... She...

I really love my mother inlaw because...
She has taken up walking 10 miles every day, and has done so for months.
By my calculation she's 2740 miles from here already.
Forum: Fun & Games 06-10-2008, 01:35 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-In-Law is a PILLAR of the Community. ...

My Mother-In-Law is a PILLAR of the Community.

...A Pillar of SALT!

(and that's a LOT of salt)
Forum: Fun & Games 06-08-2008, 07:28 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because? She...

I really love my mother inlaw because?

She REALLY ROCKS!

Well, at least the villagers stoned her....
Forum: Fun & Games 05-20-2008, 03:04 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-In-Law is all heart. She was a...

My Mother-In-Law is all heart.
She was a prostitute in a Leper Colony until business started falling off...
https://sprinter-source.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif
Forum: Fun & Games 05-10-2008, 07:09 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law was fired from her job for being...

My mother-in-law was fired from her job for being just too heartless...
And she was working at the I.R.S.!

https://sprinter-source.com/forum/images/smilies/bash.gif
Forum: Fun & Games 04-25-2008, 07:39 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
GOOD NEWS! My Mother-In-Law is going to be a TV...

GOOD NEWS!
My Mother-In-Law is going to be a TV star!
She got the lead in a "Trunk Monkey" Ad!
Forum: Fun & Games 03-02-2008, 02:28 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
The cops came to my mother-in-law's house on a...

The cops came to my mother-in-law's house
on a missing persons case...

Hansel and Gretel.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-24-2008, 04:46 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I really love my mother-in-law because... All...

I really love my mother-in-law because...
All my kids get FREE FLIGHT LESSONS!
Forum: Fun & Games 02-15-2008, 07:11 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law is a fantastic cook. You'd be...

My mother-in-law is a fantastic cook.
You'd be AMAZED with what she can whip up with only a black kettle.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-15-2008, 06:28 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I understand my mother-in-law. I know where...

I understand my mother-in-law. I know where she's coming from.
She grew up with the great depression.


....now she's the east coast distributor!
Forum: Fun & Games 02-14-2008, 05:51 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
Really though, my mother-in-law is a HOTTIE! ...

Really though, my mother-in-law is a HOTTIE!

Just thinking about her, I can almost smell the brimstone.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-14-2008, 07:54 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law is such a manipulator. She...

My mother-in-law is such a manipulator. She finally succeeded in breaking up my marriage. God, I love that woman!
Forum: Fun & Games 02-13-2008, 10:03 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
Everybody's into recycling today, even my...

Everybody's into recycling today, even my mother-in-law.
She went to the Virgin Islands...
Forum: Fun & Games 02-13-2008, 07:56 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law's nickname is "Choo-Choo" ...

My mother-in-law's nickname is "Choo-Choo"
Cute...
until you realize it's because of her big caboose!
Forum: Fun & Games 02-11-2008, 06:05 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I'm not saying my Mother-in-law is big... but she...

I'm not saying my Mother-in-law is big... but she is required by law to have a personal back-up beeper in 5 different states.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-06-2008, 02:53 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I shouldn't be negative about my mother-in-law. ...

I shouldn't be negative about my mother-in-law.
She's really like a Saint.
Bernard.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-05-2008, 07:09 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-in-law is a dwarf. One day she...

My Mother-in-law is a dwarf.
One day she sashays up to me, hands on hips, and says,"I'm not happy!"
So I say, "OK, then which one ARE you?"
Forum: Fun & Games 02-04-2008, 08:28 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
Yes, sometimes the truth hurts!:lol: John

Yes, sometimes the truth hurts!:lol:
John
Forum: Fun & Games 02-04-2008, 07:01 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law is taking flying lessons. They...

My mother-in-law is taking flying lessons.
They make her stay close to the ground until she gets used to the broom.
Forum: Fun & Games 02-04-2008, 06:58 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My Mother-in-law works in an animal sanctuary for...

My Mother-in-law works in an animal sanctuary for former pet primates.
She teaches the gorillas to be ugly before they set them free.
Forum: Fun & Games 01-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law nagged her first husband to...

My mother-in-law nagged her first husband to death. Now she's working on the second... her daughter's.


[Thanks, Carol]
Forum: Fun & Games 01-29-2008, 12:05 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law is never bothered by bats. ...

My mother-in-law is never bothered by bats.
It's some "professional courtesy" thing.
Forum: Fun & Games 01-23-2008, 04:56 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I thought a 401-K was my mother-in -law's bra...

I thought a 401-K was my mother-in -law's bra size.
Forum: Fun & Games 01-21-2008, 06:04 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I got a new Airstream for my Mother-in law. ...

I got a new Airstream for my Mother-in law. Pretty good trade, eh?
Forum: Fun & Games 01-21-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
I wish I could tell everyone how sweet,...

I wish I could tell everyone how sweet, considerate, and beautiful my mother-in-law is. I guess I'll just have to keep on wishing!
Forum: Fun & Games 01-21-2008, 06:14 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 30,139
Posted By N2XBW
My mother-in-law is handy when we have a party. ...

My mother-in-law is handy when we have a party. I use her stare to chill the drinks.
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