Good evening Mr. lovingtahoe,
Unrest in certain third-world countries has produced a clear pattern of disinformation in this country's travel travel world. While OSI is still investigating all possible connections, most leads point to this man:
His name is Bob Wheeler, and he is purported to be the big brain guiding the Airstream Corporation, a company which produces premier travel trailers. To aid in his conquest to guard just anyone from studying the "perfect curve", he has enlisted the help of the Monty Python Corporation, who subsequently assigned these operatives to the task:
Unbenownst to all, a certain Airforum member's brother-in-law supplied a poster depicting the evolution of the perfect curve to a certain member some years ago:
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to make sure that Bob does not find out as it may hinder your effort in producing crowd-pleasing tee-shirts.
The perfect curve image will self-destruct in a day or two as it might be considered copyright infringement.
As always, should you or any of your WBCCI force be caught, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your exisitence.
Good luck, loving.