Movie Quotes - Aluminized

[digger bear]

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.



What is the victory of a cat on a hot aluminum roof? — I wish I knew . . . Just staying on it, I guess, as long as she can.


Tennessee Williams

[87MH]

Elwood:

• It's 106 miles to Jackson Center, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake:

• Hit it.

[digger bear]

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Oberon:

Through the Airstream gathering light,
By the dead and drowsy campfire:
Every Elf and fairy Sprite
Reflect as light as bird from brier;
And this ditty, after me,
Shine and Walbernize it trippingly.

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The Princess Bride:

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice new Airstream, then pound some dents into it?

[digger bear]

Alien -

Ash:

You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its monocot perfection is matched only by its sustainability . . . I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by Fiberglass, clearcoat or structural impropriety.

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Blazing Saddles-

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another Airstream?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on Airstreams.

Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little...[whispers in his ear]

Bart: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Jackson Center.

[digger bear]

Big Wednesday

Narrator: Who knows where the Airstream comes from? Is it the breath of God? Who knows what makes the Flying Clouds? Where do the great Safaris come from? And for what? Only that now was time and we had waited so long.

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The Gods Must Be Crazy

Mpudi: So how did the Airstream get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree.

[digger bear]

Dracula

Mina Seward: I heard dogs howling. And when the Airstream came, it seemed the whole campground was filled with mist. It was so thick, I could just see the LED by the bed, a tiny spark in the fog. And then I saw two red taillights glaring at me. And a livid Fantastic fan came down out of the mist. It came closer and closer. I felt its breeze on my face.

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Dances With Wolves

Ten Bears: Let us smoke a while.

John Dunbar: [voiceover] With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while. There was purpose in everything he did, and I knew he wanted me to stay. But I was sure of myself. I would be an excuse, and that's all the Army would need to find this place. I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp. But in the end, he only smiled and talked of simple pleasures. He reminded me that at his age, a good campsite for the Airstream was better than anything. Ten Bears was an extraordinary man.

[digger bear]

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers

Brig. Gen. John Hanley: As you were, Sergeant.
Sgt. Nash: Unidentified Flying Object reported flying due West, sir. Probably an Airstream.

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The Wizard Of Oz

Auntie Em: Find yourself a place where there isn't any trouble!

Dorothy: Some place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain...it's...it's... AN AIRSTREAM!

[digger bear]

Beyond Thunderdome


Savannah Nix: Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night around the fire ring, we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members the man that finded us, him that came the Bowlus. And we lights the LEDs, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there. 'Cause we knows there come a night, when they sees the distant light, and they'll be comin' home.

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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The Book: It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful Airstream," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time, when, a dreadful silence fell, and, at that very moment, the words, "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful Airstream" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time.

[digger bear]

Psycho

Marion Crane: Wouldn't it be better if you put her... someplace.
Norman Bates: You mean an Avion? A Spartan?
Marion Crane: No, I didn't mean it like that...

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Cameron Frye: Ferris, my father loves this Airstream more than life itself.

Ferris Bueller: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine recreational vehicle.

[JFerguson]

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda had an Airstream. I could've been somebody, instead of an SOB, which is what I am."

[JFerguson]

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

[JFerguson]

"Aluminum, the stuff that dreams are made of."

[holder310]

Rhett Butler: Frankly my dear, I don't give a rivet!