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Old 10-26-2006, 12:58 PM   #1
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Way off topic/On the lighter side/have a laugh

With the way things are in today's busy world take a moment and have a smile or two.


20 Ways to Maintain Sanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'Rock Bottom'.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity..Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:28 PM   #2
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8. Don t use any punctuation
How about adding: Capitalize the first letter of every word?
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:35 PM   #3
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I've wondered if that's a sign of using dictation software. It's not uncommon here on this forum, but I've never heard the reason or rationale for it explained.

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Thanks for the laugh. It has been a long week.
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Thanks for the laugh. It has been a long week.

Glad to provide one for you after your recent experience.
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Here's one.

While in the dressing room at Walmart, shout, "Hey, I could use some paper in here!"
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Here's one.

While in the dressing room at Walmart, shout, "Hey, I could use some paper in here!"
or "Can you spare a square?"
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