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Old 06-26-2003, 08:46 AM   #15
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Oh thank you!!

Guys...I really needed that laugh! I'm exhausted and frustrated from being up all night changing a light bulb, crammed in my Safari with 96 other people.....
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:07 AM   #16
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You must truely be a remarkable woman.....it could possibally be
a new world record...imagine going to ralleys and registering for
airstream stuffing.....forget about telephone boothes and V.W.
(telephone booths? excuse me,i am dating myself)
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Old 06-26-2003, 11:05 AM   #17
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The perfect camping breakfast
Sitting in your a/s at the table
Your son's picture on the box of wheaties
Your daughter's picture on the cover of Forbe's magazine
Your misteress's photo on the cover of Penthouse
Your wife's photo on the back of the milk carton
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:41 PM   #18
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In the cell...

One day a FEMALE brain cell accidentaly drifted into a MANS brain, after awhile she shouted...."Hello...hello anyone here", no reply, so she moved a little bit to one side, "Hello anyone here, HELLO"...still no answer, so she decided to sit on the floor...and with a huge bellow... "H E L L O is there anyone else in here besides me, are I the only brain cell in here".
" No, no we're all here"...a voice called, " Where, said the female cell, where the hell are you all"..." DOWN HERE BELOW..." came the reply " WAY, way down here "...
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:17 PM   #19
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fishing and marriage.....

four married guys go fishing, after a while the first guy sez..
you have no idea what i had to go through to go fishiing today, ihad to promise my wife id paint the house next week...
2nd guy sez, ihad to promise to clean the basement....
3rd guy sez , well i had to promise id build her a deck...silence......
well what about you?.......
4th guy sez, i set my alarm clock for 5:30, it goes off...i roll over turn off the alarm and then nudge my wife and say sex or fishing?

she says, "dont forget to wear a sweater.......

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Old 06-27-2003, 05:18 PM   #20
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remark83......

My wife thinks that she may not like you. I'm not sure why. She just said it was cuz she was reading a thread............

Of course, I couldn't stop laughing and that made matters worse.
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Old 06-27-2003, 05:50 PM   #21
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There....you see you instigator.....I cant help it ..but you can....
"I yam what i yam"......norby
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Old 06-27-2003, 06:19 PM   #22
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Norby, your sex or fishing post didn't help much either
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Old 06-29-2003, 11:38 AM   #23
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What do you call a 250lb woman from Wisconsin?

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Old 06-30-2003, 04:22 PM   #24
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Cheeky Monkey...

Hi All...
....As we drove down a little lane off I 4 , we stopped to help this Guy push his Pick-up to the verge, as it had broken down, he had a crate on the rear which contained 2 baby monkeys, this Guy pleaded with us to take these monkeys to Busch-Gardens, as he had promised to get them there by 11 am,
and did NOT want to let the zoo down, as it was his first day as a driver, I was a little edgy abt this, but he gave me $100 to take them...
At 3.30, we were on the lane out, when we saw the same Guy with his Pick-Up, and a tow truck...I hooted at him, and slowed down...all of a sudden he went GA-GA....the MONKEYS he shouted...the MONKEYS, You've still got the MONKEYS...why...
Well, I said, we STILL got $ 50 left to spend, so we goin to Cypress Gardens.....
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:48 PM   #25
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Chris, I swear, if I ever get to go on the other side of the pond, you will be the first person I will try to find. I can think of no other poster that I find as interesting as you. I guess I'll have to get a job to save my pennies so that I can travel the pond.

Looking forward to meeting you
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:33 AM   #26
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Sjptak..& M L.

Hi Guys...
How U doin 2day...U wanna come 2 'lil ole England...Well that puts me in the SANE room 2day...I aint realy STRANGE...I'm jus DIFFERENT...If I were U I would'nt broadcast it abt, or Y'll b taken away in a little WHITE VAN with SQUARE WHEELS....
OK....Let's c here...Yes the UK HAS a lot to offer, it is a multi everything place, Rough tough Cities, down 2 the Gentle brooke, thatched roof cottages...the tranquil moors, 2 the loud, brash over conjested exhaust piped clouded smoky City of London, Now 4 a visit, that's all fine, as 4 livin over here...well lets jus say why do U think we ALWAYS come 2 Yr side of the POND...
I kn it's world wide this livin business...but we have Europe on our doorstep...only a few hours drive an we could be in France/Belgium...an on to Italy/ Germany....an jus go on, an on 4ever....drivin...sounds great...but sadly I gotta say it has NEVER given us the will 2 " DO IT "...America called the loudest, I mean one of my D/Ds bn 8 times 2 the states, since '94, an we comin 2 Boston in Jan: '04 then I hear a whisper of VEGAS, April '05, so instead of savin Yr pennies 2 visit the UK, jus send 'en 2 ME...I hear that VEGAS has a couple of slot machines in one of it's hotels...Don't kn wether it's TRUE or NOT...but one WILL listen 2 rumours...Well I gotta tree I ought 2b hangin out in...Catch Ya later...Hee Hee Hee ...Chris.....
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:58 AM   #27
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Talkin of TRADES...
The people were collectin for help the AGED...I offered my WIFE...even THEY turned me down...

I went 2 the Doctors, an said I keep on being ignored...he jus shouted NEXT...I told him I feel like a pair of curtains, he told me 2 pull myself together

Had a few BUDDS...then went down 2the chippie...I say lady, gimmee snake 'n kidelie pie, U mean steak and kidney pie....That's swat I said didelie...


What's long, green an slimey...Gorilla BOOGIES hangin off a branch...

How abt ZZUB, ZZUB, ZZUB...a BEE backin up....

If U get fed up with bugs attackin U whilst U out n about in Yr Airstreams, put a little pot of JELLY under a chair at the next table, sit bk an enjoy...U stinker U...LOL...Chris.....
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boston it shall be

Since Boston is only a 3 hour drive from here, I guess I'll see you there. Can't show you no A/S though. I'm still looking for my beauty.
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