This is all in fun folks, no offense to honest sellers. Here are some frequently used terms often seen in Airstream ads and the revised term I would use after actually seeing the units. I once looked at an older coach where the axles were totally shot. The seller told me that Airstream designed this particular model for easy step-in.
Care to add a daffynition on any you've looked at?
Custom Interior: Sofa has been replaced with lawn chairs.
Fixer Upper: The salvage yard didn't want it.
Good tires: The tread is deeper than the weather cracks.
Have Not Tested The ______: It doesn't work.
Low Profile: Axles are shot.
Mint Condition: Towable
Modified: Duct-taped.
Needs Some TLC: See Fixer Upper.
New Flooring: I tossed in a throw rug.
No major dents: Lots of minor ones.
No Title: Cousin Clem asked me to look after it 'til his parole hearing.
Original Equipment: I didn't install it.
Partially gutted: The stove is still there but I haven't tested it.
Polished: Waxed.
Priced For Quick Sale: No takers on my last 3 ads.
Rare: It's the only one in my driveway.
Slight Hail Damage: Dimpled like a golf ball.
Some Water Damage: This unit is located 2 miles downstream from my house.
Unique: No other unit has the same serial number.
Upgraded: I slapped some paint on it.
Wheel Bearings Repacked: I removed the hub caps and stuffed in some grease.
Daffynitions, AS ads
John G
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