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codybear · 01-10-2007, 07:18 PM

That's true, also have 'silver' forks, spoons, and knives, and baking sheets too! The person below me can bathe their baby in the a/s kitchen sink

mistral blue · 01-10-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by codybear

That's true, also have 'silver' forks, spoons, and knives, and baking sheets too! The person below me can bathe their baby in the a/s kitchen sink

... and I do it often, giving me a plausible reason for the soft floor...

The person below me shaves their "baby" with their new rivit shaver

Roscinante · 01-10-2007, 10:54 PM

True...but my baby is a Mexican hairless chihuahua.

The person below me got caught eating "found" jelly bellies and popcorn from the crack of their AS gaucho couch!

Fyrzowt · 01-10-2007, 11:05 PM

That's also true, but it's better than eating raisins, and later finding out that they used to be chocolate coated.

The person below me headed for 29 palms LAST weekend, not realizing that the rally is THIS weekend! They just won't admit it.

codybear · 01-10-2007, 11:09 PM

Not true, I know my days and nites and weekends, now what day is it tomorrow?..oh yes, rally time!!!

The person below me wears his wool cap to bed, cause it's so cold in his a/s

Mel · 01-11-2007, 06:39 AM

Not true! It's bad enough to wake up with bedhead, why would I add hat hair to the mix? But, the person below me puts a wool cozy on his Airstream when it's cold outside (possibly crocheted in granny squares)...

LuminumTraila · 01-11-2007, 07:19 AM

No it wasn't crocheted granny squares (those are SO 1970s! don't you agree?

) the cozy was knitted completely out of some new patented microfiber yarn with built-in Walbernize.

But if you think that's over the top, the person below me is also knitting giant thumbless mittens for the propane tanks!

empresley · 01-11-2007, 08:42 AM

Hah! FYI - they are not entirely thumbless. There are small portals for reaching in to turn on the gas.

Please turn your attention to a more serious matter;
The person below me needs some help. They are clueless trying to figure out how to let their box wine “breathe”. Using a drill proved to be messy.

mistral blue · 01-11-2007, 12:36 PM

Then I gave it mouth to mouth. We're both much better now, thank you.
The person below me, unfortunately, put their Red Numbers on backwards.

maxandgeorgia · 01-11-2007, 02:56 PM

The better to read them going down the road, my dear. The dedicated 'streamer below me pulls his AS-shaped silver dog house as a toad so his canine friends can also camp in style.

classic67 · 01-11-2007, 03:29 PM

Lies, brutal lies! I own no doggies of any sort. But the person below me uses meow mix as tenderizer for the BBQ ribs...

Sugarfoot · 01-11-2007, 05:36 PM

A boldface lie, being the vegetarian that I am. Those fake meat soy-based ribs are already tender.

The Airstreamer below me uses POR-15 like war paint to scare the neighbors.

mistral blue · 01-11-2007, 07:11 PM

Nah, it's just to make me feel all tingly inside.
The person below me caulked their entrance door shut and couldn't get out.

maxandgeorgia · 01-11-2007, 07:57 PM

Lucky for them, they discovered the escape hatch: raised the bed, crawled out the back storage door. But the person below me still hasn't figured out what that long metal dohicky thing with the prong on the end is used for.

mistral blue · 01-11-2007, 08:17 PM

The gonkulator?!? Of course I know what I can do with it! (Don't say it ... I know what you're thinking ...)

The person below me removed their propane tanks to squeeze in more flags.

Sugarfoot · 01-12-2007, 04:07 AM

Well, if I can't fly the TALLEST flagpole like GreggH,

I've got to fly MORE flags.

(photo by klattu from the Florida Can Opener)
The person below me uses Vulkem instead of Poli-Grip for their dentures.

mistral blue · 01-12-2007, 07:15 AM

That's because they're aluminum dentures silly!
The person below me buys a new hitch ball every trip.

LuminumTraila · 01-12-2007, 08:00 AM

Are you sayin' hitch balls are reusable?

Speaking of dentures, the person below me thought WBCCI stood for Wally Byam Caramel Club International and didn't join because he has dentures and can't eat caramels.

**Janet H** · 01-12-2007, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dougjamie

Speaking of dentures, the person below me thought WBCCI stood for Wally Byam Caramel Club International and didn't join because he has dentures and can't eat caramels.

Hey that's not true! These choppers are alll mine and as soon as the dentist is paid off he says I can keep them overnight

The person below me borrows their neighbors firewood when they aren't looking and then invites them to come sit by the nice fire!

LuminumTraila · 01-12-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Janet

The person below me borrows their neighbors firewood when they aren't looking and then invites them to come sit by the nice fire!

I'm innocent! It was actually my neighbor who stole the firewood from his employer (a garden center and fireplace shop) and when he confessed to me about this I replied, "Are you crazy? Do you want to get fired?" And he took that as an invitation to sit by my campfire.

But the person below me nearly burned down the campground when she parked her shiny silver trailer directly in line with the sun's rays to use the solar energy to light her propane grill.