Alumericks - Limericks On The Go

[N2XBW]

A new Airstreamer named Paul
For the most high-priced rig he did fall
The payments were high
As he let out a sad sigh
"This trailer is clamped to my ball!"

[Whizzo]

The Happy Camper did often imbibe
when inhibitions took a steep dive
He passed out under the Zip-Dee
Then the weather got nippy
It's a wonder he even survived.

[N2XBW]

An Airstreamer who lived in Ann Arbor
Every Fall went to Texas at Farber
He'd let out a "Yipee!"
When the air became nippy
Which was just what occured at Pearl Harbor.

[Whizzo]

The RVer, a plump southern Belle
Wore her Halloween costume so well
She had pulled off some rivets
From old Airsteam exhibits
And trick or treated as a Caravelle

[N2XBW]

At the Airstreamer party, young Willy,
Wore a Halloween costume so silly
That instead of revulsion
It led to convulsion
As the others all laughed, "It's a dilly!"

[Whizzo]

Good grief it’s Thanksgiving that’s nearing
But I’ve no good rhyme scheme, I’m fearing
But the fellow I’ll rally
From the Saint Lawrence Valley
Has the limerick we’ll no doubt be cheering

[N2XBW]

Dear associate over in Deuchland,
For your great rhymes I give you a big hand;
Now if only you'd deem,
To tie in "Airstream",
We'd celebrate here with a brass band!

[Whizzo]

My poor Airstream sits covered in dust
At least the aluminum can't rust
I sure miss camping season
Though Europe's most pleasin'
But reading this forum's a must!

[N2XBW]

Whizzo just checked in from Stuttgart
And let me get quick to the best part
He managed a good poem
'Bout his Airstream trail-er home
Hooray for the boy and his art!

[Whizzo]

I'm missing my trailer, here's proof:
European hotels seem aloof
Noisy feet above me at night
steal my Holiday delight...
In my Airstream they can't stomp the roof !

[Mexray]

The year is approaching twenty-ten,
A trip in the Stream we've a yen
The weather is rather nippy,
And the traction quite iffy
So we'll travel in a state of zen.

[N2XBW]

The Bhuddist monk trying for zen
Bought an Airstream, a new twenty-ten
In his aluminum home
He recited "Ohm"
'till no more for Nirvana he'd yen

[N2XBW]

My Airstream sits still in it's slot
In the barn, and I wonder a lot
Whether I should just go
And get away from the snow
In a place just a wee bit more hot

[Whizzo]

The poor Safari in a dark Texas shed
prompts Airstream thoughts 'round my head
Are the linkages seizing?
Are the water pipes freezing?
Southern weather's normally better, it's said!

[N2XBW]

My Airstream concerns are 'bout over
I've sold my Aluminum rover
The old girll I will miss,
But there's one saving bliss
The money will keep me in clover

[Whizzo]

Sad news, dear rhyming brother
Your Airstream baby has gone to another
But the memories of great travel
will never unravel
Aluminum Spirit lasts like no other!

[N2XBW]

I thought it be best that I sell her
To some well-heeled intelligent feller
Than to watch it slow rot
As it sat in one spot
Like an apple forgotten down cellar

[N2XBW]

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
My Airstream is gone and I'm missing it terribly
The truth, though be told
It brought in some gold
And the new guy drove off very happily

[Whizzo]

The cool trailer resembled a ship
From a 60s TV highlights clip
The Enterprise fly by
Capt Kirk gave a sigh:
"Trade you for an Airstream trip"

[N2XBW]

The Airstream for sale is quite long
And the asking price is a song
I'll just have to wait
And not quick take the bait
While I try to find out just what's wrong