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Old 02-10-2009, 10:12 AM   #43
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There was an old maid name of Pringle;
Who grew tired of her life as a single.
She figured she'd have fun,
In a camper aluminum;
Now the men her telephone jingle.
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:58 PM   #44
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The blackwater tank was too tiny,
Quite unknown to the used Airstream signee;
Thus the flow from the drain
Was like torrential rain,
But at least the exterior stayed shiny...
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:36 PM   #45
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A crafty young lad, Bill LaMoil
Built an Airstream entirely of foil
It was so very light
It moved in a slight
Breeze and its wheels left the soil
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:41 PM   #46
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An Airsteamer yelled as he stopped
at a truck full of rivets that dropped
"Quickly save them, be bold,
these bits are like gold!
Be they bucked, domed, or dremeled or popped!"
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:30 PM   #47
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The Airstreamer mentioned above
Said to his dear wife, "Now Love..
Don't get hit on the road,
While you retrieve the whole load
I'll supervise." And he gave her a shove.
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:04 AM   #48
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A rivit is much like a lady
-And I don't imply anything shady
But they'll keep things together
Through hell and bad weather
And keep you snug in arcady
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:59 PM   #49
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The 'Streamer pulled in at dark
to the clothing optional park
And early the next morning
with absolutely no warning
his libido got quite a big spark
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #50
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At the nudist park spaces were level
And the brave Airstreamer named Nevel
To this Earthly den of Satin
Brought his great anticipation
And sure 'nough, up poped a lil' devil
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:43 PM   #51
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Blue Collar Comedy on Sirius
Had the driver and spouse so delirious
That the rig left the road
Along with their toad
Luckily the injuries weren't serious
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Old 07-26-2009, 02:17 AM   #52
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An Airstream buyer, named Mike,
Couldn't find a tow vehicle to like
Whether diesel or gas
They all had too much mass
So he pulled his new coach with a bike.
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There was a old cowboy from Texas
Who gave the slip to his Ex-es
He bought an Airstream
Now he's living his dream
Only worried 'bout death and taxes
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John - How is it, that with all the brilliant, colorful and talented folks in the is forum, we're currently the only two original poets posting here?

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The knack for limerick writing
May not seem too inviting
To the vast population
Who think copulation
Is ever so much more exciting
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:29 AM   #56
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LOL. Bravo.

I've no retort to match
Your superb latest rhyming batch
So I'll agree with the assertion
That sexual exertion
Is a far better theory, 'natch
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