Humor - only for the literate

[Foiled Again]

The only people I know who are as "unique" as Airstreamers are my friends in the answering service business. One of our Canadian members sent this post to our organization and I thought you all would enjoy it. (On Cashtration - let's change "house" to Airstream!).


Hi all,
I so look forward to this annual event and so thought to share it. Enjoy - they're great !

The Canadian Gary, eh?



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Washington Post Style Invitational

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners.


Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.





Gary Blair
Vice-President / Vice Président
Tele-Page - Metro-Montreal Communications Inc. / Communications Métro-Montréal Inc.
GAGNANT DU PRIX D'EXCELLENCE CAM-X POUR HUIT ANNÉES DE SERVICE PRIMÉ

[stephen.s1]

That was sexcellent! (you define it... )

[Happycampers]

I will remember this one.. I work in the area of the hospital that looks into this.. Colonoscopy.. Annie

[wheel interested]

Thanks for the checkle, tongue in cheek humour? (Well, if this was easy we'd all be funny--hmmmm sorry...)

[canny_banjo_man]

Hi All...
.....Good Morning to You ALL from over the Pond....Just for a moment I thought You were talkin abt ME...LOL, With Me being a BONZONE, & Being Married to SATAN'S SISTER, I get to see this darn BEELZEBUG almost every day, but I'ts realy her Mother, I'm Certain of that, & that awful coffee She makes Me, well... one of these days I SWEAR I'm gonna INOCULATE Her with it, but U kn how the GLIBIDO creeps in Guys, some things are BEST left alone...SIGH !...Well I mus'nt let My HIPATITIS let Me down, so I'll jus drift through My day, & let My DECAFALON take care of the rest....
Have a WONDERFUL DAY...Chris.....

[wahoonc]

ROFLMAO


Thanks! I needed that, it was great...make sure you post next years entries too

Aaron