What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[VIKING]

If I was any better, I'd be twins

[N2XBW]

Happy Father's Day
Here is a saying my father (now 87) used to roust me from bed mornings.
"Up the dusty ladder goes the boy!"

When Dad was a lad, his father ran a livery stable here in our hometown, and mornings it was Dad's first job to climb the "dusty ladder" to the hayloft and throw down hay for the stock's morning feeding.

My grandfather raced pacers and trotters, and I can well remember feeling important sleeping on hay bales in a reserved stall at a fair or racetrack with the horses bedded down in stalls on either side.

I can only imagine what he would think of the accomodations in my Airstream...or the Internet and computers. He passed Christmas, 1952.

[Fyrzowt]

My wife says I don't listen to her....or something like that.

[345bill]

"You couldn't track a bull through a cornfield", Doc Adams to Festus.

"If they put your brains in a mustard seed they would rattle like a peanut in a box car", Doc Adams to Burt.

[Lily&Me]

Don't talk about it, you might wake it up.

[greywolf]

345bill, that Gunsmoke comment reminds me of something I heard about 30 years ago.

"If your brain was to roll down the edge of a butter knife, it'd be like a BB going down a 6 lane highway!"

[N2XBW]

Useful comment when someone freaky comes into view:

Oh-oh! The fence at the circus is down again.

[Boondocker]

In reply to "how ya doin?"

"Fine as frog hair"

[N2XBW]

This is probably no revelation to anyone but me, but I was tickled a few days ago when I heard the expression "TRAMP STAMP" used in reference to the tatoo some young ladies have on the small of their back, just above their bums.

Perhaps there's some validity here?

[N2XBW]

"He's so disorganized he could ^%&*-up a one car funeral." ~ Uncle Floyd

[greywolf]

I haven't heard the expression "tramp stamp" used before. I suppose it would depend upon what exactly the Japaneese/Chineese characters mean that some of them have tattoed on.

[greywolf]

My father was so disorganized, he was late to his own funeral.

[Jaxon]

Originally Posted by 68 Tradewind

I haven't heard the expression "tramp stamp" used before. I suppose it would depend upon what exactly the Japaneese/Chineese characters mean that some of them have tattoed on.

The 'tramp stamp' tattoo doesn't necessarily have to be lanquage characters. Just any horizontal style tattoo on the back waistline - usually tribal or celtic but can be pretty much anythin... Kind of sexist to call it that when you think about it...



Here's a link on the subject for those so inclined...Lower Back Tattoos | Tramp Stamp Tattoo Designs

[Aage]

Originally Posted by 68 Tradewind

My father was so disorganized, he was late to his own funeral.

"My family has been late for everything. We arrived on the Juneflower!"
(can't remember who said that)

[345bill]

The best way to Defend is to Attack.

The best way to Attack is to Attack.

General George Patton

[ROBERTSUNRUS]

Hi,

Two guys were about to get into a fist fight,

One of the guys chickened out,

The other guy was glad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[N2XBW]

It's hotter'n a cheerleader on prom night ~ Uncle Floyd

[dwayne423]

If your not having fun your not doing it right
(Dr. Ruth)

[scarecrow]

In reference to flying, takeoffs are optional, landings are mandatory.

[Maryw164]

Go BIG or stay home

GVW (gross vehicle weight) has the right of way

7 P's = (Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)