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06-29-2008, 05:06 PM
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Rivet Master 
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West of Fort Worth
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Mark Twain has some great ones, I would like to have met him.
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"Wimpy" 1/2 ton 2002 GMC Sierra 4X4 Z-71 Gasser
2000 Safari SS 25'
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06-29-2008, 05:13 PM
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#662
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Rivet Master
1978 28' Ambassador
Morada
, California
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,584
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I'd be willing to bet Mark Twain was even more fun to listen to after a few shots while sitting in a Virginia City saloon, when he could really let his hair down...an American original!
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Ray & Pat; Morada, CA
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06-29-2008, 05:16 PM
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
West of Fort Worth
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,699
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Wouldn't it be fun (and funny) to get he and Will Rogers together? That would be a hoot!
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AIR #15800
"Wimpy" 1/2 ton 2002 GMC Sierra 4X4 Z-71 Gasser
2000 Safari SS 25'
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07-04-2008, 06:56 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,888
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If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
(My credo)
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07-04-2008, 08:43 PM
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#665
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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"In a hundred years from now, we'll all look back on this and laugh." - my dad's favourite saying
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07-22-2008, 08:42 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is Us ~ POGO [Walt Kelly]
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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07-23-2008, 07:08 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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"Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
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07-23-2008, 01:24 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. I, for one, believe the piano player job to be much more honorable than current politicians." --Harry Truman
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07-26-2008, 05:24 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Never make a defense or apology before you are accused. ~ Charles I of England
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07-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,888
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"Honey bunch" courtesy of my Grandma, long since deceased.
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07-26-2008, 08:36 PM
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#671
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The Silver Schooner
2007 28' Safari SE
Dover
, New Hampshire
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 144
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He'd complain if they hung him with a new rope.
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Louisa & Jasper Joy
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07-27-2008, 05:54 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, that hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. ~ Victor Borge
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07-27-2008, 07:50 AM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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"She's so buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence."
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07-27-2008, 01:23 PM
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Rivet Master
1976 31' Sovereign
ozark
, Missouri
Join Date: Aug 2007
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My Mom could get tipsy on 1 glass of wine. ( I obviously did not take after here) You could always tell when she was getting there when she would raise her glass and toast by saying .....
"Here's lookin up yer ol address!" 
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07-27-2008, 04:46 PM
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#675
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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"Here's to your nose, and over she goes" ~ A toast By Sir Harry Lauder
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07-31-2008, 07:22 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
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08-10-2008, 02:09 PM
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#677
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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So, if I've offended anyone, I offer my sincere and heartfelt middle finger!
...taken from a recent post on the View-Navion Yahoo group.
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08-10-2008, 04:33 PM
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1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.
- Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962)
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08-11-2008, 11:41 AM
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#679
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4 Rivet Member 
1968 24' Tradewind
Crestview
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aage
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.
- Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962)
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A break down of the word "ex-pert" also tells you the meaning of the word, ex- meaning former and [s]pert- meaning a drip under pressure, thus the meaning of expert: a former drip under pressure.
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Courtesy parking-- water, elect. and wi-fi.
To those who are about to Stream-I salute you! 
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08-11-2008, 12:35 PM
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#680
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
Elk City
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,368
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Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
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