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04-10-2007, 06:23 PM
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4 Rivet Member 
2007 25' Safari FB SE
Blaine
, Washington
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 291
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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04-10-2007, 06:37 PM
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.
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04-10-2007, 06:42 PM
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Rivet Master 
Lisle
, Illinois
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,270
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It is always darkest before it goes totaly @#$*!&?^ black. Edited for prime time.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Moma said there would be days like this???
(early on a Monday morning) Is it Friday yet??
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AIR#3788 TAC IL-10
No trailers...
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04-10-2007, 06:45 PM
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#44
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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04-11-2007, 12:22 AM
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#45
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Rivet Master 
Currently Looking...
West of Fort Worth
, Texas
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,698
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The trouble with most people is that they won't admit their faults.
I'd admit mine if I had any.
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04-11-2007, 12:24 AM
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Rivet Master 
Currently Looking...
Colville
, Washington
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,033
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- The voices in my head may not be real, but sometimes they have good ideas
- Duct tape is like the force - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
- Don't take life seriously - you won't get out alive
And of course my signature line...
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Currently Looking
2001 Dodge Ram 1500
2001 Honda XR650R
Currently Looking...for an Avion Truck Camper (or a Classic Argosy MoHo)
"In regione caecorum rex est luscus." GP
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04-11-2007, 12:27 AM
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#47
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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Things are gradually falling into place - on top of me.
If, a two letter word for futility.
Single-handedly, I have fought my way into this hopeless mess.
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04-11-2007, 04:54 AM
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Rivet Master 
1973 Argosy 26
Norristown
, Pennsylvania
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 645
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As my Dad used to tell me when I was a little bad boy;
"Do not worry my son, your butt is not made of glass and my belt will not break it". Well------- it did not, but it was good start to learn respect.
"Boatdoc"
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04-11-2007, 07:09 AM
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#49
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4 Rivet Member 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 304
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Favorite moto
"If you get a good buy, get a lifetime supply."
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04-11-2007, 08:27 AM
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#50
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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Youre over fifty if:-- In a hostage situation you're likely to be released first.
When all else fails, eat!
Most of my problems either have no answer, or else the answer is worse than the problem.
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04-11-2007, 11:03 AM
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#51
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4 Rivet Member 
2007 25' Safari FB SE
Blaine
, Washington
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 291
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Always borrow money from pessimists.
They don't expect it back.
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04-11-2007, 11:59 AM
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much.
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
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04-11-2007, 01:14 PM
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Rivet Master 
1984 31' Excella
Norfolk
, Virginia
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 668
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Favorite Saying
You can't fix stupid, just clean up after it.
However
Ignorance you can work with.
Knowing the difference is the trick.
Beginner
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04-11-2007, 01:18 PM
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
There is one question that probably drives just about every vampire crazy: "Oh, do you know Dracula?"
For me, the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street is that kids could look up and see the giant genitalia.
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04-11-2007, 01:38 PM
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#55
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Rivet Master 
Currently Looking...
1982 24' Airstream 240
Ventura
, California
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,644
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Worry is the interest you pay on a problem before you buy it. pj
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WBCCI # 8252 Air#13593
1982 24'Motorhome (82Ste P)
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04-11-2007, 01:50 PM
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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Instead of half-mast, maybe you could fly a flag at three-quarter-mast for a guy who's in a coma. Then, if he gets worse, the flag gets lower, or if he gets better, it starts to move up, so you can just look at the flag and see how he's doing.
People need to realize that every time they talk about how "fragile" our planet is, it's just like asking outer-space aliens to come invade us.
One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something. Let me be surprised for a change.
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04-11-2007, 02:05 PM
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Rivet Master 
South Shore
, Kentucky
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 537
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Do you understand all you know about it?
Figures don't lie, but liars know how to figure!
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Visit our church on the web!
"A safe camper is a Happy Camper"
Bill & Donna
Air Forums Member # 2360
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04-11-2007, 02:13 PM
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Rivet Master 
1979 28' Airstream Excella 28
southwestern
, Michigan
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,725
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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
It's funny how two simple words, "I promise," will stall people for a while.
I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your hands while you're swirling around up there, you get to keep.
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04-11-2007, 02:37 PM
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#59
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1 Rivet Member 
1975 31' Sovereign
Central
, Arkansas
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 18
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is not woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Believe 25% of what you hear and 50% of what you see.
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04-11-2007, 03:06 PM
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#60
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Rivet Master 
1951 21' Flying Cloud
1960 24' Tradewind
Folsom
, California
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 727
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very funny stuff . . .
a couple of my favorites:
"I still Miss My Ex-Wife . . . But My Aim is Getting Better"
"Remember, If Your Woman Don't Find You Handsome Make Sure She Finds You Handy" (which I add: "And If She Don't Find You Handy Then Just Make Sure She Finds You")
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Birch Plywood and Aluminum go together like
Peanut Butter and Chocolate
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