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01-23-2008, 01:12 PM
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#481
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Rivet Master 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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She's so dumb she tried to book a ticket to Pepsi-Cola, Florida on a computer plane.
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01-24-2008, 03:51 AM
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#482
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Rivet Master
1973 Argosy 26
Norristown
, Pennsylvania
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 645
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Some day's you feel like a doggie, rest of the days you feel like a fire hydrant. "Boatdoc"
If the enemy is in range, so are you. [ From Infantry Journal]
Try to look unimportant, you can be easily ignored. "Boatdoc"
"Boatdoc"
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01-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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#483
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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I dunna think she can take much more, capt'n.
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01-24-2008, 12:55 PM
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#484
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Rivet Master
1954 25' Cruiser
Kyle
, The Republic of Texas
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 612
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Originally Posted by yukionna
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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"When life gives you lemons, stop what you are doing, go to the freezer and grab your bottle of tequila."
or
"I embarrass my offspring"
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I love that old time rock & roll.
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01-24-2008, 01:15 PM
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#485
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
Elk City
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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sounds like a winner to me
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01-24-2008, 01:49 PM
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#486
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor.
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01-24-2008, 02:21 PM
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#487
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Rivet Master 
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 18,745
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More Law...
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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“It’s the American Dream, but you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin
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01-24-2008, 02:33 PM
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#488
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Doctor: Were you ever bedridden?
Old Maid: No, but I once got pretty frisky in a 32 Ford.
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01-24-2008, 05:39 PM
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#489
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,888
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Takes two to tango (and tangle) and do the Fandango.
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01-24-2008, 05:53 PM
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#490
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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I went to bed at 2 with a 10,
Woke up at 10 with a 2.
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01-24-2008, 06:03 PM
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#491
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,888
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Cut back on the tequila!
"Dumber than a door knob"
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01-24-2008, 06:09 PM
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#492
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I ain't the man I once was,
But I'm as good once as I ever was.
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01-25-2008, 07:25 AM
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#493
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Dizzier than a cross-eyed Dervish
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01-25-2008, 09:26 AM
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#494
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1 Rivet Member 
Currently Looking...
Rochester
, New Hampshire
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 11
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"The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.00 meters"
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"I expect nothing, therefore I will never be disappointed."
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01-25-2008, 09:31 AM
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#495
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Hungry enough to suck the guts from a road-kilt possom.
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01-25-2008, 10:39 AM
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#496
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Rivet Master
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
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And Do The What?
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Originally Posted by love vintage
Takes two to tango (and tangle) and do the Fandango.
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And what exactly is a fandango, Flamingo??
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“It’s the American Dream, but you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin
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01-25-2008, 03:02 PM
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#497
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Lookin' stranger than a busload of rabbis at a clan rally.
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01-26-2008, 07:17 AM
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#498
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
Elk City
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like a cat on a hot tin roof
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01-26-2008, 07:21 AM
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#499
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Uglier than a pail of bullhead
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01-26-2008, 08:11 AM
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#500
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1 Rivet Member
Currently Looking...
Rochester
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Funnier than a fart in a space suit. 
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