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yukionna · 05-30-2007, 09:33 AM

The illusion of control dies very slowly. Yet, it may be that our trying to control everything is what's killing us the fastest.

Fyrzowt · 05-30-2007, 06:10 PM

Be flexible. For the flexible shall not get bent out of shape.

yukionna · 05-30-2007, 07:04 PM

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

72 tradewind · 05-30-2007, 07:11 PM

A man who conquers others is strong. A man who conquers himself is mighty.- Jean Duc de La Rochefoucauld, And, Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends on wether you are drinking or pouring! We cannot change the wind but we can adjust our sails.- Thoreau. And last but not least (two for one) For God so loved the world he did not send a committee.

yukionna · 05-30-2007, 07:13 PM

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

airstreamers · 05-30-2007, 08:49 PM

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

Be careful how you live - you could be the only Bible some people ever read.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left

rgesch · 05-30-2007, 09:24 PM

"There are only five great men in the world and three of them are hamburgers"
-Don Van Vliet

Fyrzowt · 05-31-2007, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airstreamers

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

Be careful how you live - you could be the only Bible some people ever read.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left

I like all 3 of those...Sorry, I can't give you karma - I have to spread it around.

yukionna · 05-31-2007, 05:57 AM

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

camperski · 06-02-2007, 09:42 PM

Those willing to roll up thier sleeves, rarely lose thier shirts.

yukionna · 06-03-2007, 06:55 PM

"Tricks and treachery are merely proofs of lack of skill"

safari57 · 06-07-2007, 12:45 PM

"Book 'em, Dano"

Now where the heck did THAT come from? I know it was something on TV that was a really silly show, but for the life of me can't quite remember. Oh oh, is this oldzheimers kicking in?

Barry

HiHoAgRV · 06-07-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safari57

"Book 'em, Dano"

Now where the heck did THAT come from?
Barry

Hawaii 5-O

HiHoAgRV · 06-07-2007, 01:03 PM

[quote=klattu]OZ musyt have the most of any movie ever!
I know there are 100s more, almost every line is one.
quote]
"Whats wrong with her?"
She's just P!$$ed off because a house fell on her sister.

Fyrzowt · 06-07-2007, 01:08 PM

Old age and treachery will win every time, against youth and exuberance.

HiHoAgRV · 06-07-2007, 01:31 PM

He went out like a stepped on lightbulb

Fyrzowt · 06-07-2007, 06:27 PM

This one reminds me of a local polititian....

"Riding the fence will give you a sore crotch."

yukionna · 06-08-2007, 08:01 AM

An oldie but goodie..."A stitch in time save nine!"

Fyrzowt · 06-13-2007, 08:14 AM

by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"