What are your "Famous Last Words" - List them here

[Foiled Again]

Originally Posted by InsideOut

...and when I'm over committed and/or too busy...my all time favorite is:

"I feel like a cat trying to cover $#!T on a marble floor!"

Shari

Busier than a one-legged man in an A**-kicking contest.

Paula

[norbert]

busier than a one eyed dog in a butcher shop.....

[Foiled Again]

I had some of my friends in the answering service business suggest names for my new Airstream. One, Paul Orvis, also had two bumper sticker suggestions. Feel free to have them produced....

Some bumper stickers for your machine:

This is a mirror. You are closer than you appear.

Does this vehicle make you look fat?


Paula Ford, "Stream of Consciousness"

[bake315]

All over it like hen poop on a pump handle.

[rebel beck]

I just have to do this we are big sec football fans and of course our team is the Ole Miss Rebels so here we go;


Are you ready
H_ _ ll yeah
Hotty Toddy gosh a mighty
Who the h_ _ll are we
Flim Flam Bim Bam Ole Miss
By D_ _mn!!!!!!!!



I just had to do it.

Becky

[JStanley]

As a kid, I recall these old guys recalling the story of long ago when a man with a horse & wagon came into town. The horse started to cross the RR tracks, fell down and died.
As people gathered around and the man said: “He never did that before.”

[Road Ruler]

"Never debate with idiots, they drag you down
to their level and beat you with experience"

[davidh]

Mine is I will do it tomorow.

[clancy_boy]

"No, I've never done this before - BUT how hard can it be?????????" Famous last words for an expected 1 hour job that lasts into the night.

[C Johnson]

" Arguing with some people is like wrestling with pig in the mud, after a while you realize they like it !"

[GlenCoombe]

Famous last words.... "I don't need anything but your address, my GPS will direct me right to you!" This quote by me as a result of the upgrade to Delorme Street Atlas 2006.

[Pick]

Tech Support to me: "Hmmm, your the first person that's ever had this kind of problem."

[pinkflamingoes]

85MH...that's one of my favorite movies...full of great lines.

My personal favorite:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -- Jaws

Originally Posted by 85MH325

I'm a great fan of "Oh Brother Where Art Thou". Some excellent "last lines" throughout:

Pappy O'Daniel to his son: "I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!"

Ulysses Everett McGill: "Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

Ulysses Everett McGill: "A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."

Ulysses Everett McGill: "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."

[GlenCoombe]

Use this one with caution... never know why someone looks down in the dumps...

"Cheer up things could be worse....sure enough I cheered up .... and things got worse!"

[tin sista]

"Even the sonic screwdriver won't get me out of this one."
Dr. Who (4th doctor) Theme song

[summerkid]

... "Surely the cats won't bother THAT."

[2airishuman]

"that was the best ice cream soda i ever tasted."

lou costello

cheers
2air'

[2airishuman]

The chances are you'll get off with life.
That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in twenty years.
I'll be waiting for you.
If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

sam spade

cheers
2air'

[Royce]

Never say oops when you're working with flammable metals.

[codybear]

Like my hubby always says: don't worry, I've got it all figured out in my head????