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02-13-2008, 10:03 AM
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BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Everybody's into recycling today, even my mother-in-law.
She went to the Virgin Islands...
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02-13-2008, 10:50 PM
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1968 24' Tradewind
Crestview
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Hey guys, my father tought me when I first started dating to check out the girl's mother. He said that's probably how the young girl is going to turn out 10 years and three kids latter. He said if her mamma was still hot, good chance the girl will remain hot as well.
Then again, it could be that my dad just wanted an excuse to check out the mammas for himself! (As well as a few of my dates!) I had to watch him! Of course I inherited a few traits from dad as well but that's probably for another thread! 
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02-14-2008, 07:54 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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My mother-in-law is such a manipulator. She finally succeeded in breaking up my marriage. God, I love that woman!
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02-14-2008, 05:51 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Really though, my mother-in-law is a HOTTIE!
Just thinking about her, I can almost smell the brimstone.
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02-15-2008, 06:28 PM
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Rivet Master
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I understand my mother-in-law. I know where she's coming from.
She grew up with the great depression.
....now she's the east coast distributor!
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02-15-2008, 07:11 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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My mother-in-law is a fantastic cook.
You'd be AMAZED with what she can whip up with only a black kettle.
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02-24-2008, 04:46 PM
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I really love my mother-in-law because...
All my kids get FREE FLIGHT LESSONS!
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03-02-2008, 02:28 PM
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The cops came to my mother-in-law's house
on a missing persons case...
Hansel and Gretel.
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04-25-2008, 07:39 PM
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GOOD NEWS!
My Mother-In-Law is going to be a TV star!
She got the lead in a "Trunk Monkey" Ad!
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04-25-2008, 09:17 PM
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One beautiful Sunday morning the tiny town wakes up and goes to church. Before the service starts most of the congregation have seated themselves. They're all nattering to their neighbours when - shazam - Old Nick himself appears at the altar, wreathed by flames.
Naturally, the townspeople erupt in chaos, fleeing the church, left, right and centre...except for one old man.
God's ultimate nemesis seems confused. He walks up to him and says, "Don't you know who I am?".
The man replies, "Certainly, I do".
Surprised, Satan asks, "And you aren't afraid of me?".
"No, I'm not," is the calm reply.
"Tell me why, old man"
The old man stares at him closely and replies, " Beacuse I've been married to your sister for 27 years"
(Ancient joke. But, imagine HIS mother-in-law!!)
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05-10-2008, 07:09 PM
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BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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My mother-in-law was fired from her job for being just too heartless...
And she was working at the I.R.S.!
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05-20-2008, 03:04 PM
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My Mother-In-Law is all heart.
She was a prostitute in a Leper Colony until business started falling off...
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06-08-2008, 07:28 PM
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I really love my mother inlaw because?
She REALLY ROCKS!
Well, at least the villagers stoned her....
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06-08-2008, 11:41 PM
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4 Rivet Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because?
She REALLY ROCKS!
Well, at least the villagers stoned her....
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She must have been listening to the song "...everyone must get stoned" talk about taking your music too seriously!! 
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06-10-2008, 01:35 PM
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BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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My Mother-In-Law is a PILLAR of the Community.
...A Pillar of SALT!
(and that's a LOT of salt)
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09-28-2008, 09:18 AM
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I really love my mother inlaw because...
She has taken up walking 10 miles every day, and has done so for months.
By my calculation she's 2740 miles from here already.
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09-30-2008, 06:56 PM
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I really love my mother inlaw because...
Her CELL number has nothing to do with the telephone!
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10-01-2008, 02:35 PM
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N2XBW
With all your kind remarks about your mother in law. i,LL guess she must look like this
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10-02-2008, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
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N2XBW
With all your kind remarks about your mother in law. i,LL guess she must look like this
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The warden said she couldn't wear the wig and makeup because she was scaring the guards and other inmates. But when he saw her WITHOUT it, he made her put it back on!
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11-01-2008, 06:09 PM
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I really love my mother inlaw because?
The only holliday she ever visits us is Halloween!
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