I really love my mother inlaw because??

[Mel]

My mother-in-law really makes me appreciate my own mother.

[N2XBW]

I got a new Airstream for my Mother-in law. Pretty good trade, eh?

[overlander63]

My mother-in-law helped me garner an appreciation for good booze. It doesn't give me a hangover if I drink too much because she was visiting.

[N2XBW]

I thought a 401-K was my mother-in -law's bra size.

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law is never bothered by bats.
It's some "professional courtesy" thing.

[wheel interested]

N2XBW you are on quite a roll. You ought to perform in the comedy club. Too funny!!!!!

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law nagged her first husband to death. Now she's working on the second... her daughter's.


[Thanks, Carol]

[N2XBW]

My Mother-in-law works in an animal sanctuary for former pet primates.
She teaches the gorillas to be ugly before they set them free.

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law is taking flying lessons.
They make her stay close to the ground until she gets used to the broom.

[safari57]

Originally Posted by N2XBW

My mother-in-law is taking flying lessons.
They make her stay close to the ground until she gets used to the broom.

You gotta be careful with that one. A couple of summers ago as my DW was sweeping off the entry carpet to the trailer and I and a couple of camping buddies came up to the trailer she turned to say HI and I asked "going somewhere?"

I can tell you that eventually the bruises went away but not till we were back home. Certainly it raises ones need to practice their reflexes that were getting slow over the years.

Barry

[N2XBW]

Originally Posted by safari57

You gotta be careful with that one. A couple of summers ago as my DW was sweeping off the entry carpet to the trailer and I and a couple of camping buddies came up to the trailer she turned to say HI and I asked "going somewhere?"

I can tell you that eventually the bruises went away but not till we were back home. Certainly it raises ones need to practice their reflexes that were getting slow over the years.

Barry

Yes, sometimes the truth hurts!
John

[N2XBW]

My Mother-in-law is a dwarf.
One day she sashays up to me, hands on hips, and says,"I'm not happy!"
So I say, "OK, then which one ARE you?"

[Jim Clark]

I really love my mother-in-law because
My wife told me to.

[safari57]

I always enjoyed it when my wife's mother in law came to visit

[N2XBW]

I shouldn't be negative about my mother-in-law.
She's really like a Saint.
Bernard.

[tkendall]

Well, when either of our mother-in-laws come in, we have no need to look for a broom to sweep the floor.

[safari57]

Originally Posted by tkendall

Well, when either of our mother-in-laws come in, we have no need to look for a broom to sweep the floor.

Parking in the broom closet must get a little tight though...........

[N2XBW]

I'm not saying my Mother-in-law is big... but she is required by law to have a personal back-up beeper in 5 different states.

[greywolf]

My mother-in-law is so big that when she sits around the house, she sits
a r o u n d the house! --Rodney Dangerfield

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law's nickname is "Choo-Choo"
Cute...
until you realize it's because of her big caboose!