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dijer · 07-27-2006, 05:23 PM

Thanks folks, I actually like all the whacky answers. azstreamin, enjoyed those lines from Stephen Wright esp if a cow laughs does milk come out her nose. 2airishuman, no there are not a lot of AS here, that is why so many people stop at our house to ask about it. We haven't eaten much Spam here (even tho we like it) but I know the locals eat lots. There is even a yearly Spam festival http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/ Say, I wonder if I rub Spam on the chrome would that stop the corrosion--uh, nevermind.

yukionna · 07-27-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tphan

But while I'm here, let me ask this: does anyone know what causes rear-end sag, and why it showed up in my 50's? Can I get rid of it with bolts, or just tighter underwear? thanks- tim

Rear-end sag usually does show up in the 50's. Exercise will help. Start off slow tho and make sure you check with your doctor before beginning any exercise program. I personally like kick-boxing myself.

clancy_boy · 07-27-2006, 07:28 PM

Hey Jack - get back on topic - oh and Hi whoever you are...........

till · 07-27-2006, 07:45 PM

Don't look directly at the polished coach, it can blind you.

Now back to your regular programing, if there is such a thing.........

now where did I leave my brain...........................

denellen · 07-27-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

----An Airstream wouls vultus melior quod rutilus in Latin quam in a venacular.

Are you an illegal! Whats wouls? Are they good to eat? If so I'll take a dozen. Do you have to cook em first? Anybody got a recipe?
Thanking you in advance for your help on this.

Somebody mentioned Ewe somewhere in this thread. Did he ever get his trailer fixed? Must have been some mess! Or was that someone else ? You people get me all messed up. Need more practice on my omphalo skepsis.

Thanks again: Baxter

GreatPumpkin · 07-27-2006, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2airishuman

so you don't hear the voices...
embedded in those threads...
what about wally?
is he sending ne1 else messages
via yer fillings?
wait...
my running gear IS balanced!
2air'

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Originally Posted by 85MH325

Yes, YES!!!! I HEAR THE VOICES!!!!!

Roger

The voices in my head may not be real, but sometimes they have good ideas

cosmotini · 07-27-2006, 09:28 PM

I used to like HO HO's

But with the gravitational shift in our culture, I'm not allowed to say that anymore.

GreatPumpkin · 07-27-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 2airishuman

... ne1...

2air'

I had to stop and think for a second - first thought was that hair? hare? wascally wabbit had been hopping on your keyboard.

codybear · 07-27-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dijer

Thanks folks, I actually like all the whacky answers. azstreamin, enjoyed those lines from Stephen Wright esp if a cow laughs does milk come out her nose. 2airishuman, no there are not a lot of AS here, that is why so many people stop at our house to ask about it. We haven't eaten much Spam here (even tho we like it) but I know the locals eat lots. There is even a yearly Spam festival http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/ Say, I wonder if I rub Spam on the chrome would that stop the corrosion--uh, nevermind.

Hi dijer,

I visited the official SPAM museum a couple of years ago!..I love that stuff, I even make the Island's musubi recipe, ever tried that and plate lunch?..they've got all these little Hawaiian restaurants popping up ..hey, maybe I'll include the recipe in an issue!..

dijer · 07-27-2006, 10:08 PM

That recipe would be an interesting twist for some folks. We had some local fried rice recently with Spam in it, along with lots of other ingredients. It was so good. Even picky children were gobbling it down. Aloha (insert smiley doing hula)

safari57 · 07-27-2006, 10:26 PM

My late sister and her husband had a catering business. They would make spam sandwiches, mixed with relish and mayonaise (did I spell that right??) and they were the most popular sandwich on the coffee trucks. That and onion and mayo sandwiches. How am I doing for staying on topic?

B

Anon · 07-27-2006, 10:43 PM

I love Spam.
That reminds me of a funny thing, I love old Monty Python shows too.
SPAM! Did someone say SPAM?
Speaking of English comedians, who here misses Benny Hill as much as I do?

codybear · 07-27-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pattersontoo

I love Spam.
That reminds me of a funny thing, I love old Monty Python shows too.
SPAM! Did someone say SPAM?
Speaking of English comedians, who here misses Benny Hill as much as I do?

I loved watching those Benney Hill shows! the Monty Python ones were a hoot too!

codybear · 07-27-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dijer

That recipe would be an interesting twist for some folks. We had some local fried rice recently with Spam in it, along with lots of other ingredients. It was so good. Even picky children were gobbling it down. Aloha (insert smiley doing hula)

Speaking about the hula..I learned how to do that!..even taught classes.can you hula anyone out there?..where's the little hula smiley?

or one wearing a lei?..I'm missing the island now..might have to take the Safari there and join up w/you dijer..got any space near the beach?

2airishuman · 07-27-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by safari57

How am I doing for staying on topic?B

you are doing good!
which is bad
in this thread...

speaking of voices with good ideas....

ho ho's and hair?
interesting combo...

anyway, you're a delightful couple,
and i'd love to go on talking to both of you,
but it's time to play the game.
fenneman? explain the rules.

cheers 2air'

"gotta any space near the beach?"
its ALL near the beach...

dijer · 07-28-2006, 01:29 AM

This post is non-linear thinking for sure. Spam sandwiches or onion sandwiches, like them both. Esp homegrown onions fresh from the garden.

Yes Codybear there is room for more AS at the beach. It will cost you a bit to get it over here but the location is the best. A photographer is using our Bambi for a photoshoot prop this weekend. Wouldn't that make a great shot with three or four AS at the beach?
(C'mon someone please find or make a smiley with aloha, I've googled and froogled and can't find one)

**azflycaster** · 07-28-2006, 01:54 AM

Back on topic.....

85MH325 · 07-28-2006, 05:48 AM

The Monty Python Spam Sketch

From the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
Transcribed 9/17/87 from "Monty Python's Previous Record" by Jonathan Partington (JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK)

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately in RealAudio) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Chaplain Kent · 07-28-2006, 07:21 AM

I know this has been asked before but I need to know since I want to do it. I am replacing the hoods on my AC units. What I need to know is if the low profile has a higher resonant sound decibel in a two inch rain during a three hour period than the standard design? My neighbor's niece is a light sleeper and she once told us she was interested in camping and could possibly come with us someday. Thanks in advance for all of the good advice on this subject.

**azflycaster** · 07-28-2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

I know this has been asked before but I need to know since I want to do it. I am replacing the hoods on my AC units. What I need to know is if the low profile has a higher resonant sound decibel in a two inch rain during a three hour period than the standard design? My neighbor's niece is a light sleeper and she once told us she was interested in camping and could possibly come with us someday. Thanks in advance for all of the good advice on this subject.

Kent.
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