Alumericks - Limericks On The Go

[Mexray]

Long ago a secret society body
Gathered in many places quite spotty
They ranted and raved
About subjects unpaved
And became known as Alumina-Naughty.

...I bow to John to perhaps elaborate on the 'Alumina-Naughty' theme...

[BoJo]

Those trailers so shiny and bold
They're Airstreams! So I've been told
Question is this
From a Newbie Miss
Can I get one that comes in Gold?

[SteveSueMac]

Originally Posted by BoJo

Those trailers so shiny and bold
They're Airstreams! So I've been told
Question is this
From a Newbie Miss
Can I get one that comes in Gold?

Yes there once was a shiny gold Airstream
But for Wally and Bride - not the mainstream
So, no - you can't have it
But that's not so bad if
You have enough friends for a paint team!

[BoJo]

There was a young gal from the city
Who was charming, witty, and pretty
Tho camping was out
There was no doubt
The Airstreams made her quite giddy

[N2XBW]

June is a month when the school
Usually lets out, as a rule
Then hoards of rude kids
Will do just as ours did
And horseplay around in the pool

[Whizzo]

Thank goodness the summer's arrived
Otherwise how'd us 'Streamers survive?
Time to hit some new trails
Unfurl Zip Dee sails
And aluminum spirit, revive!

[N2XBW]

I think we're 'bout ready, by heck
Now everything gets one last check
The gear is all stowed
For the rig to be towed
So it won't shift and cause us a wreck

[Whizzo]

Our first summer trip draws near
After waiting for over a year
Airstream touring out West
Will surely the best
If I avoid rubbernecking, and steer



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[N2XBW]

Having now sold both class A and B
I am now without rig don't you see?
So on eBay I'm lookin'
For a deal that that's a-cookin'
An Airstream for Mama and me

[Whizzo]

The wash bay is flowing with soap
My chamois powered partly by hope
As road splats need erasing
From my Airstream's front facing
Do the bugs have a fighting chance? Nope!

[N2XBW]

A lady became quite a pain-i-um
As she shopped for an Arirstream in Maine-i-um
She stated, "No 'luminums!
They're just for the common bums-
I want mine made of titanium!"

[Whizzo]

At our nearest Airstream lot
We examined the late model's they've got
The lure of more room
For us both, that's whom
Means a near term trade-in is sought

[N2XBW]

Airstream has the market ideal
Of making a product appeal
To those with the dough,
With the time, and the know
How a product should be, look, and feel.

[N2XBW]

In a bid for the land's highest post,
The candidate tries hard - the most;
But without an Airstream,
To make rally scenes;
They may as well give up the ghost!

VOTE AIRSTREAM!

[N2XBW]

Originally Posted by N2XBW

There's only one cure you will find,
For your sad Wintertime state of mind;
Get your Airstream in motion,
Head south to the ocean,
And leave old Jack Frost behind.

A worthy repeat from 2013!

[SteveSueMac]

There once was a man with an Airstream
Who with his Dear Wife was a dream team.
With their pooch in the truck
He'd exclaim, "I'm so lucky
To finally be living this sweet dream!"

[N2XBW]

Retired from a job too extreme,
He committed to living the dream;
Of travel and fun,
With RV number one;
Which of course would be an Airstream!

[N2XBW]

There was a young lady named Nettle
Who lived in a home made of metal
When ask why she'd roam
In her bright Airstream home
Said, "The world's much too lovely to settle!"

[N2XBW]

October is soon to be here,
And the time for South travel is near;
The Airstream is ready'
And I am quite heady'
To jump in and get 'er in gear!

[Whizzo]

Airstream rhyme is most fine
When N2XBW's online
Towing fine shiny coaches
As autumn approaches
Means the best of all verses combine


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