So, let's say that, hypothetically, I were a new owner, and I were to decide that I wanted to paint a little design on the front of my trailer. Not that I would violate the Airstream ethos or anything, because it would have nothing to do with flamingos.
I was--hypothetically--thinking of that art on the noses of bombers from WWII. But what paint would a purely imaginary person who wanted to do this use ...
... and does anybody actually commit such a crime against nature?