I'm a little short, can u help?
A short in your camper, that is! Ha, ha, just as your are all hooked up, youíve packed your franks and beans, and folding chairs and towels and beer and soda, your bread and eggs, just as you are getting ready to pull out, I get you! ďDang, didnít that light just work?Ē you ask. I donít know, but Iím shorting you out right now! I will keep you from leaving, and yes, I will wait until the thunderstorm is getting ready break to strike so you have to lay on the ground in the rain! You donít know enough to find me quick enough. I will ruin your vacation! Too bad for you! Mu-hahahahaa!!!