Originally Posted by Prettygood
Suggesting that an economic/societal doomsday isn’t a more real possibility at this moment than anytime in the last 5 decades is concerning. I’m not saying very likely, but just not astronomically small possibility. Wake up to the fact that this is a deadly serious moment, and not due to the virus’s mortality risk.
Some survival tip's for the Millennials….
You can make a fire by vigorously rubbing elk together, Also beavers. Rub those beavers.
You can make a signal fire by burning Celine Dion CDs.
There’s no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently.
If you encounter a black bear, attempt to cross the road or distract it with rap music.
If you encounter a grizzly bear, attempt to punch it in the eye. This will not scare the bear off, but you’re dead anyway so you don’t want to go out like a WUSS.
You can determine which direction is north by asking someone.
Failing that, float a stick on a still body of water. North will be the direction that is opposite of south.
Never make RIGHT turns when you’re lost in a forest. Right turns attract left wing zombies.
Punch squirrels to vent your frustrations
Plant a garden. Vegetables can sustain you if you plan on sitting still for the better part of a growing season. And you have vegetable seeds handy.
If you brought a cow, milk it.