Originally Posted by Prettygood
Suggesting that an economic/societal doomsday isnít a more real possibility at this moment than anytime in the last 5 decades is concerning. Iím not saying very likely, but just not astronomically small possibility. Wake up to the fact that this is a deadly serious moment, and not due to the virusís mortality risk.
Some survival tip's for the MillennialsÖ.
You can make a fire by vigorously rubbing elk together, Also beavers. Rub those beavers.
You can make a signal fire by burning Celine Dion CDs.
Thereís no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently.
If you encounter a black bear, attempt to cross the road or distract it with rap music.
If you encounter a grizzly bear, attempt to punch it in the eye. This will not scare the bear off, but youíre dead anyway so you donít want to go out like a WUSS.
You can determine which direction is north by asking someone.
Failing that, float a stick on a still body of water. North will be the direction that is opposite of south.
Never make RIGHT turns when youíre lost in a forest. Right turns attract left wing zombies.
Punch squirrels to vent your frustrations
Plant a garden. Vegetables can sustain you if you plan on sitting still for the better part of a growing season. And you have vegetable seeds handy.
If you brought a cow, milk it.