Tuxedos Mandated In Bozeman!

[Airboss]

Originally Posted by wheel interested

I certainly agree with you but will add there are some that fall through the cracks of the old WBCCI and the IBT and the VAC, there are new members with new Airstreams. I have not gotten a good fix on just where I fit in. So far I have not renewed for this year which would be my fifth.

Where you fit in????? Whats with that Bone Crusher???? You fit in everywhere you go girl.. I know,,,Ive been there,,,A rally without Carol aka Bone Crusher is like Gleason without Carney, Martin without Lewis, Moe without Larry, Shall I go on??????

[Minnie's Mate]

Originally Posted by wheel interested

I certainly agree with you but will add there are some that fall through the cracks of the old WBCCI and the IBT and the VAC, there are new members with new Airstreams. I have not gotten a good fix on just where I fit in. So far I have not renewed for this year which would be my fifth.

I agree with Airboss. In fact, I was hoping you would consider running for office...I certainly would vote for you!

[Airboss]

Shes got my vote too... I think C.J. for Prez has a nice ring to it.. I bet she could run away with it just off her friends on forums alone!!! ALL THE WAY WITH C.J. or C.J. ALL THE WAY!!!!!

[wheel interested]

Ahem, thank you very much. Is this mike live?

All of us have to recognize that we owe our members more than what we have been giving them. I am not one to be content to sit and knit at the International seminars. In my bottomless power lust I have already hand picked my new IBT, the likes of which will be unprecedented within the 52 years of WBCCI history.

The challenges of change are always hard. It is important that we begin to unpack those challenges that confront this nation and realize that we each have a role that requires us to change and become more responsible for shaping our own future.

Voting is the most precious right of every member, and we have a moral obligation to ensure the integrity of our voting process for everyone.

As most here can attest to I have been undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my avatar.

What we have to do... is to find a way to celebrate our diversity and debate our differences without fracturing our club. The IBT must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what benefits the entire club.

So confident, I am of victory, I have already appointed a transition team to take over the IBT from its current officers. One of the urgent tasks I have asked the group to preform was to design new WBCCI attire and beach wear.



These my campaign promises to you, once initiated, will change the face of Old Traditions and ring in New Horizons:

1. Each year on my birthday, every WBCCI member gets a cupcake and to attend a special event rally.

2. You will each have the option of rock, paper, scissors against the IBS for double-or-nothing on your dues fees."

3. On site rally Dairy Queens will be contracted for as soon as possible.

4. I will appoint a long range committee to find out what the heck is happening and make that report available to all members in 2036 at the July International in Siberia.

Campaign contributions are not being excepted by my branch offices.

Thank you for your support and keep your sunny side up.

[clancy_boy]

You got my vote, oh wait - I'M A MAL........

[wheel interested]

No problem there, our new afirmative action will insure DOUBLE votes for MALS to equalize the imbalance of the past. To impliment the new voting procedure the structure will be so weighted as to make every individual MAL his or her own unit AND region and as such receive all allocated benefits and perks traditionally extended to those officers. However you must change your name to reflect some geographical location, such as Joe Montana or Minnesota Fats. ALSO NOTE: Your flag must be flown on your person and approved by the new IBT to qualify.

God Bless and enjoy that parking spot...

[Minnie's Mate]

Yeah!!! Carol's running for dog catcher! Wait, that job's been taken. I guess she'll have to settle for President of the U.S., no that one's been taken, too, plus it's not an election year for that one. Any state need a governor? Wait, I know, she can run for WBCCI President. Her platform is a lot less controversial than changing the club name or letting SOB's in. Besides, she's a lot prettier than the current president.

[till]

I guess I will throw my hat in the ring.....

I am now running for Club clown.

Rubber chickens for all!!!!

[byamcaravanner]

Originally Posted by till

I guess I will throw my hat in the ring.....

I am now running for Club clown.

Rubber chickens for all!!!!

Till,

You're a shoe-in... we already know your an expert at the pratfalls.

[Airboss]

Originally Posted by Minnie's Mate

Yeah!!! Carol's running for dog catcher! Wait, that job's been taken. I guess she'll have to settle for President of the U.S., no that one's been taken, too, plus it's not an election year for that one. Any state need a governor? Wait, I know, she can run for WBCCI President. Her platform is a lot less controversial than changing the club name or letting SOB's in. Besides, she's a lot prettier than the current president.

And a whole lot smarter then the one in the W.H. now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WAY WITH C.J.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Airboss]

Wonder if Carol would like me as a V.P. of one kind or another???? Maybe her manager? You know, run the whole show for her....Look at that picture in post 309.. Now how could you not vote for this fine lady???? C.J. all the way!!!!!!!!!!

[drag'nwagon]

Originally Posted by Airboss

Wonder if Carol would like me as a V.P. of one kind or another???? Maybe her manager? You know, run the whole show for her....Look at that picture in post 309.. Now how could you not vote for this fine lady???? C.J. all the way!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you WHAT...if she really looks anything like that, than I will vote for her. Looks like we could use some heft in the top spot.

[Airboss]

Yep Dave thats the ole Bone Crusher... Mighty fine lady I must say. looks like a true leader to me.. I would bust with "JOY" if she got the top job!! Hey,,, isnt that her middle name???? ALL THE WAY WITH C.J.!!!

[drag'nwagon]

It will be a job to provide enough recipe to get her through a meeting. She will need multiple assistants.

[Airboss]

And that she has.. I can see the punch bowl now..Filled to the top with the "RECIPE" C.J. ALL THE WAY!!!!!

[drag'nwagon]

I suppose now we will have to stop and genuflect every time we see her back in to her camp site?...Oh wait we do that now!! And our offering can be smoked chicken and recipe? Yeah, I see some really positive changes going on here. Kind of reminds me Guyana. Hey..who's bringing the Koolaid? You know what maybe that's why they want to wear Tuxedo's...so they look good after the punch!

[Airboss]

One more fine point about the ole Bone Crusher...If you read in the Metro Detroit 2007 rally thread last Aug. you will see where she got top honers in the MUD WRESTLING contest in Grass lake, Michigan at the LPPI rally....She whopped the best Canada had to offer.. That was "Sharion the Ontario Slasher" its all in the thread..Blow by Blow action....

[Airboss]

Originally Posted by drag'nwagon

I suppose now we will have to stop and genuflect every time we see her back in to her camp site?...Oh wait we do that now!! And our offering can be smoked chicken and recipe? Yeah, I see some really positive changes going on here. Kind of reminds me Guyana. Hey..who's bringing the Koolaid? You know what maybe that's why they want to wear Tuxedo's...so they look good after the punch!

Yeah ,,,Lets make it Grape in flavor too!!!

[drag'nwagon]

Originally Posted by Airboss

Yeah ,,,Lets make it Grape in flavor too!!!

Implement that!!!

[Airboss]

Its a done deal my friend....ALL THE WAY WITH C.J.!!!!!!!