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06-02-2021, 09:44 AM
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1 Rivet Member
2017 27' International
Hurricane
, Utah
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 5
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Will Grandpa’s Farts really set off the gas alarm?
The lore of grandpa farts is legendary among the children and grandchildren. The multiplicity of toots, growlers, and windstorms witnessed by them has given grandpa laugh-out-loud enjoyment. Life experience has released all shame in the act.
The other night Grandma Wendy made some killer bean and cheese burritos. South of the border hot, and tasty. Papa Pete ate three.
Very early the following morning the old bladder woke him. In the small confines of the Airstream bathroom he attended to nature’s call. Gas inside his belly from the digesting beans had expanded explosively and required release. The tsunami like wind lasted, as the grandchildren can attest to, like forever, man! (Poor Wendy).
As Papa Pete crawled back into bed the sharp, shrill shrieks from the propane gas detector, freaked out Ollie, scared Wild Wendy and jolted Papa Pete to full wakefulness.
Quickly, he found and pushed the button to silence the alarm but it still flashed red. He checked the stove knobs to make sure they were off. He opened the doors and turned on the fans. Once more the alarm screamed. After a few minutes enough fresh air filled the trailer and the alarms flashing red changed to green. Warily the three occupants in the Airstream tried to go back to sleep.
So grandpas on the road, the lore is true, not only can your farts melt paint off the wall, they can set off the propane detector in your trailer.
#airstreamlife #aztrails #rvliving
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06-02-2021, 09:49 AM
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Rivet Master
2007 22' International CCD
Corona
, California
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 9,180
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Methane is just one of the flammable gases that can set off the propane detector. It doesn’t discriminate.
Human and dog farts for that matter do in fact contain mostly methane as a byproduct of digestion.
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06-02-2021, 10:55 AM
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4 Rivet Member
Little falls
, New York
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 457
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The dog will as well.
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06-02-2021, 12:07 PM
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diesel maniac
Airstream - Other
Tucson
, AZ
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 2,548
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Well that's a story the grandkids will enjoy telling for years to come! And reminding Grandpa about it, along with all the other stories like "Grandpa, tell the one again where you drove all the way across the country with your blinker on!"
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06-02-2021, 01:58 PM
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Rivet Master
, Minnesota
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 7,721
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Always blame the dog. They have no shame.
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06-02-2021, 02:06 PM
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Rivet Master
2014 25' Flying Cloud
Cuddebackville
, New York
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 4,346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by civeng99
The dog will as well.
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I had a dog (Luke- my avatar) who liked to sleep with his butt up against the LP detector. It went off a lot. At first I thought he was leaning against the test button. Nope.
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06-02-2021, 02:53 PM
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Rivet Master
2012 Avenue Coach
Corpus Christi
, Texas
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 1,719
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This could vie for the most unique first post in history.
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06-03-2021, 09:11 AM
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2 Rivet Member
2020 Atlas
Cleveland
, Georgia
Join Date: Dec 2019
Posts: 62
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Put the guy on a diet of French toast with Pepto Bismol chasers. Or disable the detector.
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06-03-2021, 09:14 AM
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Married with Airstream
2004 25' International CCD
Vancouver Island
, British Columbia
Join Date: Apr 2018
Posts: 934
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06-03-2021, 09:17 AM
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Rivet Master
2019 30' Classic
Canfield
, Ohio
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 2,559
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rowiebowie
This could vie for the most unique first post in history.
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I agree. Best first post ever!
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06-03-2021, 09:37 AM
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2 Rivet Member
2009 19' Flying Cloud
San Mateo
, California
Join Date: Aug 2020
Posts: 56
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That is indeed hilarious.
On a practical matter, how close/far is the propane detector to the bathroom in your AS? I have a 19' so the bathroom and the location of the propane detector is almost opposite ends. That said, the AS being a 19', opposite ends isn't THAT far!
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06-03-2021, 10:35 AM
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3 Rivet Member
2016 26' Flying Cloud
2016 20' Flying Cloud
St Petersburg
, Florida
Join Date: Oct 2016
Posts: 174
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Long time "secret" 😉
Quote:
Originally Posted by zephyr2u
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The other night Grandma Wendy made some killer bean and cheese burritos. South of the border hot, and tasty. Papa Pete ate three.
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So grandpas on the road, the lore is true, not only can your farts melt paint off the wall, they can set off the propane detector in your trailer.
#airstreamlife #aztrails #rvliving
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I always add a little baking soda to the water when cooking beans. The baking soda helps break down some of the beans' natural gas-making sugar... and, wha-la! Total bean enjoyment. 🤎💨🤎
I use about 1/2 tsp to 4 c water. 💦 😏
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06-03-2021, 11:58 AM
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2 Rivet Member
2021 27' Flying Cloud
Oxford
, MS
Join Date: Oct 2020
Posts: 20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RJJ
I always add a little baking soda to the water when cooking beans. The baking soda helps break down some of the beans' natural gas-making sugar... and, wha-la! Total bean enjoyment. 🤎💨🤎
I use about 1/2 tsp to 4 c water. 💦 😏
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Thanks for this tip! My wife will appreciate it......I mean, um...next time she cooks beans for the...um...DOG!
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06-04-2021, 01:26 PM
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1 Rivet Member
2017 27' International
Hurricane
, Utah
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mkarahashi
That is indeed hilarious.
On a practical matter, how close/far is the propane detector to the bathroom in your AS? I have a 19' so the bathroom and the location of the propane detector is almost opposite ends. That said, the AS being a 19', opposite ends isn't THAT far!
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In the 27FB the propane detector is under the closet in the middle of the Airstream, directly across the narrow hall from the head. Interesting way to discover the sensitivity of the gas detector.
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06-04-2021, 03:10 PM
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Rivet Master
2014 27' Flying Cloud
Wenatchee
, Washington
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 512
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ITSNO60
… "Grandpa, tell the one again where you drove all the way across the country with your blinker on!"
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Well, at least I don’t have to worry about that one anymore, on my Ram a message will pop up on the dash display if I forget to cancel the turn signal.
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06-04-2021, 05:52 PM
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4 Rivet Member
2004 22' Safari
Albuquerque
, New Mexico
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rowiebowie
this could vie for the most unique first post in history.
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amen!
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06-04-2021, 06:02 PM
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Lost in America
2015 27' FB International
2006 25' Safari FB SE
2004 19' International CCD
Santa Fe
, New Mexico
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,155
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The wife's nose is far more sensitive than the propane detector.
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