Kids say funny shhtuff

[76sovereign]

Our 5 yr old grandaughter Stevie ask her Mom what she was going to be on Halloween? Her mother replyed "I going as myself!" .....Stevie thought for a minute and said ....."So......when the kids come to the door you're going to yell at them!"

[purman]

That's pretty funny.... My 5 year old is in Kindergarden... I drop her off and pick her up when she doesn't take the bus (which she loves to do) I was picking her up one day... Her teacher said, "your dad sure is nice to pick you up) her reply was "He's nice when he isn't spanking me" She had gotten one that morning for hitting her brother in the head with a wood toy hammer and leaving a bruise.... They don't forget fast....

[wheel interested]

Nice idea for a thread.

When my kids were toddlers I found my daughter advising my son with the refrigerator open, Don't eat the furry ones, they are contagious." It was strawberries they were selecting.

[76sovereign]

Hahahahahahha

Originally Posted by purman

That's pretty funny.... My 5 year old is in Kindergarden... I drop her off and pick her up when she doesn't take the bus (which she loves to do) I was picking her up one day... Her teacher said, "your dad sure is nice to pick you up) her reply was "He's nice when he isn't spanking me" She had gotten one that morning for hitting her brother in the head with a wood toy hammer and leaving a bruise.... They don't forget fast....

[76sovereign]

"My granddaughter ask me one day if I was "BLACK TOAST INTOLERANT?" She had seen an add for people that were Lactose Intolerant....