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Originally Posted by summerkid
I think it's the nesting dolls of iSightFireWireFightClubWireTireSightLightSlightSpi te of ... uh ... lost my train of thought.
Sometimes I wish Brad were single, other times I don't.
WEREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT
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Sorry, got carried away.
Back to business.
C'mon people, let's find Summerkid the handsomest, rootinest, tootenest boyfriend ever!
First, we should eliminate all the other "kids" out there. Even Dr. Phil will tell you both people in the relationship can't act like kids.
Why, there's
Billy the Kid,
Naw, too violent.
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There's Charlie Chaplain and
the kid,
Too peasant-like. And Charlie's no good, that moustache would tickle whenever you kiss him.
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How about loveable ole'
Cisco the Kid?
Oh, Pancho. Ceesco would rather be with hees horse.
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Alright, here's my final suggestion. This guy is tall, thin, blond, and friendly. He wears cowboy boots, he's a guilty pleasure, he'll be around for years, and adores "twinkies." What more could you ask for??
He says, "C'mon, baby, be my little
Ho Ho."