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Old 04-04-2014, 07:16 PM   #1
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You might be a glamper...

The thread about glamping reminded me of that old Jeff Foxworthy "you might be a redneck" bit.

Thought this illustrious crowd might have at it. The setup is very specific..."if you XYZ, you MIGHT be a glamper..."

For example...

If you go to a KOA and sleep on a TempurPedic mattress - you MIGHT be a glamper.

If you got 537 channels on a flat screen TV - you MIGHT be a glamper.

If the smoke from your breakfast frying pan is exhausted through and Italian vent hood - you MIGHT be glamping.

Have at it :-)
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Old 04-04-2014, 07:34 PM   #2
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If your first purchase for your "new to you" airstream is an electric blanket; you might be a glamper
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Old 04-04-2014, 07:59 PM   #3
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If you offer your neighbor at a rally some Grey Poupon, but of course, you MIGHT be a glamper.
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:07 PM   #4
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If your camper has a wine rack, a spice rack (not just salt and pepper), and a nespresso machine with a frother, you may be glamping.
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:20 PM   #5
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If your companion says the main closet is theirs and you get the small space next to the bed and you don't care cause you use the shower stall instead, you're a glamper.
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:33 PM   #6
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You guys are good!! :-)


How about this one:


If you can flush...you MIGHT be glamping.
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:35 PM   #7
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a glamper if you use crystal wine glasses and have a wine rack/ full bar inside the AS
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If you're plugged in to two 50 amp service boxes and you are still dimming the lights in the campground , you might be a glamper.
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Old 04-04-2014, 09:12 PM   #9
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If your Airstream has a foyer, you might be a glamper.
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Might be a glamper

If your Airstream has built in racks for the crystal wineglasses - you might be a glamper.


If your Airstream has 500 +thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and towels so big and thirsty they make the Ritz's towels look & feel tacky... you might be a glamper.
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If you aren't sleeping on the ground, you might be a glamper.
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If your frig is stocked with 2" thick, hand fed, corn fed, free range, glutin fee, hormone free, GMO free, cage fee, bone in, New York strips (aka Whole Food's Kansas City), you may be Glamping.
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If you have "fuzzy" sheets when it gets cool, to save on the cost of propane, you just might be glamping......Oh, and how about your Keurig coffee maker???
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