Originally Posted by Mirthless
10 yrs. ago, I met my wife at a seedy bar on my birthday, by falling flat on my face in front of her. This clever move resulted in us being married a short 3 years later.
Hmmm, never tried that one. I did meet my wife in a seedy bar 4 days after her birthday, didn't say "what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" or fall down, did say something idiotic, didn't matter what I said (she'd been drinking, but not for 4 days) because when it's right, it's right, married a short two years later. Best thing I ever did. Hooray for seedy bars and the right woman wherever you find them!