This is all in fun folks, no offense to honest sellers. Here are some frequently used terms often seen in Airstream ads and the revised term I would use after actually seeing the units. I once looked at an older coach where the axles were totally shot. The seller told me that Airstream designed this particular model for easy step-in.
Care to add a daffynition on any you've looked at?
Sofa has been replaced with lawn chairs.
The salvage yard didn't want it.
The tread is deeper than the weather cracks.
Have Not Tested The ______:
It doesn't work.
Axles are shot.
Needs Some TLC:
See Fixer Upper.
I tossed in a throw rug.
No major dents:
Lots of minor ones.
Cousin Clem asked me to look after it 'til his parole hearing.
I didn't install it.
The stove is still there but I haven't tested it.
Priced For Quick Sale:
No takers on my last 3 ads.
It's the only one in my driveway.
Slight Hail Damage:
Dimpled like a golf ball.
Some Water Damage:
This unit is located 2 miles downstream from my house.
No other unit has the same serial number.
I slapped some paint on it.
Wheel Bearings Repacked:
I removed the hub caps and stuffed in some grease.