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02-10-2004, 10:16 PM
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Air # 3974
1986 34' Excella
south bend
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 44
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A life..... or alive ?
I've followed this forum for several weeks and find the technical information to be both helpful and valuable. The brand is often perceived as the Cadillac of the industry, an analogy which is certainly arguable, but at the very least, it is a Chevy in a world of Yugos.
What is alarming is the innate need of many participants to engage in anthropomorphosis, i.e. the assigning of human like qualities, with their units. It begins humbly enough by first naming the trailer as one would a child, then innocently elevates to creating and/or purchasing clever "vanity" plates. We see trailers which have a gender (isn't she a beauty all polished up), an age grouping (this baby is so sweet), even to the perception of conception. One thread discussed in detail the actual "birth", complete with factory photos, ultrasound and detailed in utero progress. When people began sending congratulatory messages about the nearly 2 1/2 ton, 25 foot long newborn, I, well how best to describe this, became somewhat nauseated and lightheaded.
Unless you have a leather interior feature, the tanned and stretched skin of a recently deceased barnyard animal, I can assure you that the trailer is inorganic. It has never had a headache, a pap smear, a menstrual cycle, a digital rectal exam, a flu shot, nor a boyfriend that beat up the babysitter. It is a TRAILER, nothing more, nothing less. Are you listening ? It does not have feelings. It doesn't know how old you are, how old it is, where you live, which clubs you do or do not belong to, whether your mailman abuses your subscriptions, whether you dress in a toga and bow tie, drive in reverse with a cigar in one hand and a beer in the other.......AND (hold on tight to your Thetford toilet for this), it doesn't even know YOU own it. Look, long after most of us return to room temperature, are placed in a pine container, and lowered with dignity slightly south of the earths' surface, many of these trailers will still survive...owned by someone else.
So the closest they come to being 'alive' is that they are all prostitutes. Little whores. Providing pleasure to the privileged few while exacting a price. So why not enjoy the ride, eliminate the rancor, and extract the one thing we have in common, the desire for recreation. Yes, yes, I know we have opposable thumbs. And the right to trial by jury. But in six years and 30,000 miles, in our first and only trailer, I have yet to meet anyone who was not pleasant or didn't have something to share that positively impacted our lives. Just a thought. Isn't that what life is all about ?
Kind regards,
Dr. C.
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02-10-2004, 10:19 PM
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Rivet Master
1968 22' Safari
1976 27' Overlander
Newport
, Washington
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 864
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Well well well.... you'll feel a little closer to your baby if you'd give her a pretty little name that suits her features. Maybe something suited to her birthday!!!
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02-10-2004, 10:30 PM
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Rivet Master
1984 29' Sovereign
Savannah
, Missouri
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,478
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So now that
Dr C.
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So the closest they come to being 'alive' is that they are all prostitutes. Little whores. Providing pleasure to the privileged few while exacting a price.
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So now that you're over your vent, what did you name "her"?
It's okay, we understand.
ciao
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New England Unit
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02-10-2004, 10:39 PM
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Rivet Master
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 7,721
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Vanity plates
Yeah, but i feel it would be dangerous towing the 'Little Whore' through downtown Chicago.
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02-10-2004, 11:21 PM
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Moderator
1968 17' Caravel
Battle Ground
, Washington
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,253
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Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by drcharles2
So why not enjoy the ride, eliminate the rancor, and extract the one thing we have in common, the desire for recreation.
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Gee, Doc, I didn't realize the fact that we love our inanimate objects (beyond all reason) was causing rancor among us. Thought we were all together on that one
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02-10-2004, 11:30 PM
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3 Rivet Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 148
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Cover your (elephant) ears my little streammie-weannie. He doesn't really mean it. He is just having a bad day at the office or maybe someone put a scratch in his Mercedes-Benz. Now then, would you like your water tanky topped up? How 'bout I put a little "juice" in your batteries? Do you have to go potty? There, I emptied your septy tankies for you too. I'll bet you feel better now. I'm just going to turn your thermy up for tonight so you don't catch a chill. Don't worry, I'll leave the coach light on so you're not afraid. Tomorrow I'm gonna give you a nice warm bath like I promised. You will shine like a movie star. Nighty-night! Kisses! Love you!
bbb
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02-11-2004, 12:06 AM
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3 Rivet Member
Round Rock
, Texas
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Drcharles, one thing I've learned after eight years participating on Internet discussion forums:
People do not understand subtle humor, and sarcasm especially usually sails right over most people's heads.
Thanks for the laugh. That's the funniest post I've read in a long time. Like all good humor, it is so funny because you hit a square-on bulls-eye. We do get too obsessed with these tin cans. Which is one reason we spend so much time online chatting about them.
P.S. I think the birthing thread was all in good fun, too.
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02-11-2004, 01:00 AM
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Rivet Master
1956 22' Safari
2015 27' Flying Cloud
Vintage Kin Owner
Conifer/Evergreen
, Colorado
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 12,701
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"There is a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness." --Dave Barry
Shari
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02-11-2004, 03:40 AM
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3 Rivet Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 240
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Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by drcharles2
What is alarming is the innate need of many participants to engage in anthropomorphosis, i.e. the assigning of human like qualities, with their units. It begins humbly enough by first naming the trailer as one would a child, then innocently elevates to creating and/or purchasing clever "vanity" plates. We see trailers which have a gender (isn't she a beauty all polished up), an age grouping (this baby is so sweet), even to the perception of conception. One thread discussed in detail the actual "birth", complete with factory photos, ultrasound and detailed in utero progress. When people began sending congratulatory messages about the nearly 2 1/2 ton, 25 foot long newborn, I, well how best to describe this, became somewhat nauseated and lightheaded.
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Should we tell him about Ms. Tioga, Mr. Sony, Mr. Tripod, and George?
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02-11-2004, 04:34 AM
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4 Rivet Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 366
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Some self aggrandizing statements are not positive contributions to the purpose of the forum, namely camaraderie and mutual benefit. However I will defend a persons right of free speech, insecure and condescending as it may be.
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02-11-2004, 05:44 AM
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Still Working
1994 36' Classic 36
North Charleston
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,686
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Doctor
Aaah,
Whats up Doc?
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02-11-2004, 05:50 AM
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Aluminut
2004 25' Safari
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, Illinois
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 10,477
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Using the German side to understand the logic here, but it still escapes me.
I'm kind of with Navigator on this one.
Always interesting to see a newbie post.
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02-11-2004, 06:00 AM
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Rivet Master
1979 30' Argosy
Havelock
, where we park it
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,652
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Some people have a life and some don't! Glad to see more do than do not.
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Marvin & Annie
Niki (fur baby)
1979 Argosy 30 (Costalotta)
WBCCI 10103
"Happiness is a warm Puppy" Charles Schulz
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02-11-2004, 07:24 AM
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Moderator
2004 30' Classic Slideout
Fenton
, Missouri
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 10,401
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Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by drcharles2
Unless you have a leather interior feature, the tanned and stretched skin of a recently deceased barnyard animal, I can assure you that the trailer is inorganic. Dr. C.
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Oh my Lord. Twink! I didn't realize our trailers are organic!!! We got the leather sofas! To quote Young Frankenstein "She's alive!".
Jack
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STL Mo.
AIR #56 S/OS#15
'04 Classic 30' S.O.,'03 GMC Savana 2500
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02-11-2004, 07:32 AM
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Rivet Master
2005 28' International CCD
Pagosa Springs
, Colorado
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 811
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huh
Dr. C, you need a Guinness, or two.
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"would you rather have a mansion full of money or a trailer full of love?"
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02-11-2004, 07:34 AM
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Moderator
2004 30' Classic Slideout
Fenton
, Missouri
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by drcharles2
I, well how best to describe this, became somewhat nauseated and lightheaded.
Dr. C.
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Dr. C., based on my diagnosis of your symptoms, I would prescribe two ounces of Walbernize Super Seal mixed into your night time toddy.....oh by the way be sure to shake it well before dispensing.
Regards,
Jack
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Jack Canavera
STL Mo.
AIR #56 S/OS#15
'04 Classic 30' S.O.,'03 GMC Savana 2500
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02-11-2004, 07:34 AM
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Rivet Master
1969 31' Sovereign
Broken Arrow
, Oklahoma
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,455
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anthropomorphosis
After reading this post I got so upset I went out and kicked all four tires and said
"BAD TRAILER" for doing this to me.
Garry
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02-11-2004, 07:38 AM
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Rivet Master
1978 31' Sovereign
Texas Airstream Harbor
, Zavalla, in the Deep East Texas Piney Woods on Lake Sam Rayburn
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,435
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I'm still laughing
Thanks, all.
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"Suck it up, spend the bucks, do it right the first time."
WBCCI # 1113
AirForums #1737
Trailer '78 31' Sovereign
Living Large at an Airstream Park on the Largest Lake Totally Contained in Texas
Texas Airstream Harbor, Inc.
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02-11-2004, 08:39 AM
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Aluminut
2004 25' Safari
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, Illinois
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by jcanavera
Oh my Lord. Twink! I didn't realize our trailers are organic!!! We got the leather sofas! To quote Young Frankenstein "She's alive!".
Jack
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Yea, I talk to the leather couch all the time!
Sometimes it talks back...but only when I fall off the wagon......
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02-11-2004, 09:24 AM
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Moderator
1968 17' Caravel
Battle Ground
, Washington
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,253
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Re: Re: A life..... or alive ?
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Originally posted by nds
Should we tell him about Ms. Tioga, Mr. Sony, Mr. Tripod, and George?
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Oh, let's not start that one again!
Gotta go, I have to go say goodbye to Harold the Caravel and then Mr Laptop and I need to get to work!
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