My wife and I have "named" our Airstream and our cars, but they are just tools and we use them as such.
It's interesting. I ride bicycles a lot. I ride to work some and on my time off do long distance riding. Before this post it never occured to me to name one of my bicycles and I just can get up the desire to do that either. I don't know why and I've probably thought too much about this already so on to more important stuff.
Here we all are with cabin fever and the mid winter doldrums. . .and then along comes this terrific post that made me laugh so hard! Doc may have been reading posts just a short while, but does he ever "get it!" Go back and read it again. Doc, I thought your post was great. We needed this fresh and funny look at ourselves. Thanks. I'm still laughing!
Originally posted by maxandgeorgia Here we all are with cabin fever and the mid winter doldrums. . .and then along comes this terrific post that made me laugh so hard! Doc may have been reading posts just a short while, but does he ever "get it!" Go back and read it again. Doc, I thought your post was great. We needed this fresh and funny look at ourselves. Thanks. I'm still laughing!
Like I said earlier....always interesting to see what the newbies post....
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Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq and millions of others are by far the most popular with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. -NY Times 1991
It begins humbly enough
then innocently elevates to creating
which have a gender (isn't she a beauty)
an age grouping (this baby is so sweet)
and naming, as one would a child
even to the perception of conception
in detail the actual "birth" complete with factory photos, ultrasound and detailed in utero progress
never had a headache, a pap smear, a menstrual cycle
people began sending congratulatory messages about the newborn
with a cigar in one hand and a beer in the other
I became somewhat lightheaded.
hold on tight to your Thetford toilet
Providing pleasure while exacting a price
So why not enjoy the ride
extract the one thing we have in common, the desire for Proc recreation
Isn't that what life is all about ?
Doc C, OB/GYN
Thanks for your subtle humor and a good laugh. Yes, that's what life is all about!
Hey Doc. I don't know if you were for real with this post or if it was tongue in cheek. Either way its been fun. You gave us a plethera of words to work with. You can be my straight man any time!
Jack
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'04 Classic 30' S.O.
'03 GMC Savana 2500
'08 Vespa GTS 250
Thanks Doc
It made me think how short life is and so I went out and hugged my trailer at it's 8 foot wide behind. I will take even better care of it cause it's our only baby. Who gives a rats rump what other people think, love your stuff if you want to.
Well Tinsel, I should have taken Doc's advice. I not only went out and hugged my trailer but then tried to kiss it in this cold weather. Ouch! You know the rest of the story if you watched "Christmas Story."
If it wasn't so cold & the snow so deep I'd go out & sleep with the whore tonight. Mmmm- wonder what the wife would say.
thanks Doc ---still laughing, it a great post.
Best,
Originally posted by drcharles2 Look, long after most of us return to room temperature, are placed in a pine container, and lowered with dignity slightly south of the earths' surface, many of these trailers will still survive...owned by someone else.
Pine container? No thanks. Sounds too much like my neighbor's leaky SOB trailer. I'd rather be buried in an AIRSTREAM.
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