Your favorite bumper sticker is?

N2XBW · 03-10-2008, 01:56 PM

On a schoolbus driver's car:

SIDDOWN! SHUDDUP!
...and HANGON!

InsideOut · 03-10-2008, 03:01 PM

Visualize Whirled Peas

Jimandrod · 03-10-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by InsideOut

Visualize Whirled Peas

I first saw that one several years ago and it took me the longest time to get it. I kept picturing a food processor with a bunch of peas whirling away in it. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why somone would want to visualize green gushy peas. Then, after seeing it a few more times in different places, I finally got it!

<--- a laughing pea!

<--- a pair of laughing peas!

ROBERT CROSS · 03-11-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimandrod

I first saw that one several years ago and it took me the longest time to get it. I kept picturing a food processor with a bunch of peas whirling away in it. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why somone would want to visualize green gushy peas. Then, after seeing it a few more times in different places, I finally got it!

<--- a laughing pea!

<--- a pair of laughing peas!

I don't think you are alone, a lot are gathered in one place on the Left

Coast

Jimandrod · 03-11-2008, 06:48 PM

How about...

Talk nerdy to me!

Whitsend · 03-12-2008, 06:45 AM

I Embarrase My Offspring

Fyrzowt · 03-13-2008, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS

I don't think you are alone, a lot are gathered in one place on the Left

Coast

Yes we get a lot of the "whirled peas" types out here, but we don't all lean left....

ROBERT CROSS · 03-15-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyrzowt

Yes we get a lot of the "whirled peas" types out here, but we don't all lean left....

PTL, for large favors!!!

There sure are a lot concentrated on the Right Coast also..It's non really

a State though.

catson4 · 03-15-2008, 11:19 PM

Why do Firemen have bigger Balls than Policemen?
They sell more tickets

so it says on the sticker...........

jnerges · 03-16-2008, 12:19 AM

"My wife is always complaining I don't listen or something like that"

"Families; The Reason for Alchohol"

Beer, The solution too and cause of... all of life's problems"

And my all time favorite:

"I hate intolerant people, they should all be killed"

"UFO's are real, the Air Force is Made up"

jnerges · 03-16-2008, 12:30 AM

"My Internal Dialog is not for public display"

which is funny because it was on a bumper sticker.

Well, it was funny to me anyway.

Well, maybe funny only to me, never the less, funny.

ROBERT CROSS · 03-16-2008, 05:12 AM

Not a bumper sticker but..

The sticker on this read,

PRESS BUTTON FOR LATEST MESSAGE FROM WASHINGTON

**overlander63** · 03-16-2008, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmotini

Back in the 80's there were a bunch of different bumper stickers that started with

"I brake for ... "

followed by - small animals - children - senior citizens.

My favorite was

"I brake for no apparent reason"

I watched "Spaceballs" the other night, and on the bad guys' spaceship, the bumpersticker said
"We Brake For Nobody"

N2XBW · 03-23-2008, 01:47 PM

In Tiny letters:

If You Can read This
You Are About To Be Sued For A Huge Sum Of Money For Ramming Into Me,
And Causing Me To Suffer Physical Injury, Mental Anguish, Loss Of Income,
And Also By My Wife For Loss Of My Services Due To My Resulting Incapacitation