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Old 10-11-2007, 10:47 PM   #1
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Talking You may be an airstreamer IF... (Fun thread)

Remember that comedian Jeff Foxworthy, with his "You may be a redneck IF..." routine? Let's use that same principle and come up with some lines for, "You may be an airstreamer IF..."

You may be an airstreamer IF...

You have no car wax but several types of aluminum polish on your garage shelf.

You go to back up, and instinctively turn the wheel the wrong way... when you're NOT towing!

No matter what the color scheme of your house, the house number is red on aluminum

Fancy name brands like Armani, Moen, Kohler, Jenn-Air, don't arouse you, but your ears perk up at a mere whisper of Bargman, Thetford, Atwood, Zip-dee, Fantastic, or Dometic.

You overhear a maternity nurse say "umbilical" and your first thought is "7-pin"

You bristle when someone uses the term "the boondocks" in a derogatory sense.

One of your first DVD purchases was, "The Long, Long Trailer."

And finally,

You may be an Airstreamer IF... you have permanent scars on your left shin from walking into the weight distribution hitch while unhitched at the campground.

Get those creative juices flowing and see what you can come up with.

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Old 10-11-2007, 10:53 PM   #2
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You buy a tow vehicle in matching color to you trailer!
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:00 PM   #3
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You may be an Airstreamer IF you keep your trailer orderly and presentable in case a stranger stops by and wants to look inside...

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Old 10-11-2007, 11:17 PM   #4
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You must be an Airstreamer if your children call the other brands SOB's.
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:22 PM   #5
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If your first response to other RV owners is, "Yes, they still make them."
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:34 PM   #6
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If you have full hook-up on the side of you house....You might be an Airstreamer.

If you know who I mean when I say Inland Andy.... You might be an Airstreamer.

If the Trailer Park Troubadours are you favorite group....You might be an Airstreamer.
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:37 PM   #7
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:20 AM   #8
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You may be an Airstreamer if all of your plastic pink flamingos have names!

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Old 10-12-2007, 12:46 AM   #10
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You might be an Aistreamer... if you can discuss the merits of different rivets.
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:25 AM   #12
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You may be an Airstreamer if you start remodeling your house and it starts looking like an Airstream.
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You may be an Airstreamer IF you keep your trailer orderly and presentable in case a stranger stops by and wants to look inside...

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If your first response to other RV owners is, "Yes, they still make them."
Let that one slip to a man as we were walking into a Bob Evans restaurant on a trip once. I think he thought I was being an @$$ #*LE...well, they do still make them.
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