Remember that comedian Jeff Foxworthy, with his "You may be a redneck IF..." routine?
Let's use that same principle and come up with some lines for, "You may be an airstreamer IF..."
You may be an airstreamer IF...
You have no car wax but several types of aluminum polish on your garage shelf.
You go to back up, and instinctively turn the wheel the wrong way... when you're NOT towing!
No matter what the color scheme of your house, the house number is red on aluminum
Fancy name brands like Armani, Moen, Kohler, Jenn-Air, don't arouse you, but your ears perk up at a mere whisper of Bargman, Thetford, Atwood, Zip-dee, Fantastic, or Dometic.
You overhear a maternity nurse say "umbilical" and your first thought is "7-pin"
You bristle when someone uses the term "the boondocks" in a derogatory sense.
One of your first DVD purchases was, "The Long, Long Trailer."
You may be an Airstreamer IF... you have permanent scars on your left shin from walking into the weight distribution hitch while unhitched at the campground.
Get those creative juices flowing and see what you can come up with.
It seems I love the mountains and deserts more than my friends do. I sure miss them!
1971 Streamline Imperial project "Silver Snausage", 1985 Coleman tent trailer, 1964 Little Dipper, 1975 Northwest "Proto Toyhauler", 2004 Harbor Freight folding, still seeking my Airstream.