What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying? - Page 82

chapparel · 10-25-2009, 09:13 AM

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..

N2XBW · 10-25-2009, 10:14 AM

Old is when you go in for a driver's license and the clerk says, "Death certificates next door."

N2XBW · 10-26-2009, 11:22 AM

Presidential Quotes:

"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. ~ John F. Kennedy

"If you want a friend in Washington, Get a dog." ~ Harry Truman

greywolf · 10-26-2009, 08:33 PM

Old is when...
taking a good dump feels better than having sex!

N2XBW · 10-27-2009, 08:10 AM

If ya get up and all yer plumbin' works right, y'll have a good day. ~ Uncle Floyd

chapparel · 10-27-2009, 08:29 AM

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates
And blamed it on the cost of living.

clydecrashcu · 10-27-2009, 02:18 PM

Carpe Diem (seize the day)

A person doesn't learn anything by talking!

and of course "Life is Good"

A older friend that is no longer with us

always said "It is a good day if I can get up and pull my pants and shoes on"

and of course "have a great day"

N2XBW · 10-28-2009, 04:45 PM

Y' gotcha' two ears and but one mouth. That means y'r s'posed to listen twicet s'much as y' rattle off. ~ Uncle Floyd

N2XBW · 10-31-2009, 07:02 AM

"In questions of power, then, let no more be said of confidence in man, but
bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution." ~ Thomas Jefferson

chapparel · 10-31-2009, 10:27 PM

chapparel · 10-31-2009, 10:35 PM

"A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike." John Steinbeck, 1902-1968, American Writer

N2XBW · 11-01-2009, 02:02 PM

I had a friend once, but honesty came between us. ~ IMBAC

love vintage · 11-01-2009, 03:52 PM

If I knew then, what I know now

N2XBW · 11-01-2009, 04:21 PM

I y'get one'r two good friends in this life, y'done better'n most. ~ Uncle Floyd