Here is an account of creation which Moses left out of the book of Genesis, but after searching far and wide through out the Sahabee Desert, I have finally found "the rest of the story"!
God: Adam, I've been thinking, you're all alone in this world with nothing but the animals and they can't even talk to you. I have something in mind that I want to create for you that will be my ulitimate masterpiece ever created!
Adam: Well God, what do you have in mind?
God: I'm glad you asked! I want to create for you the PERFECT WOMAN! This will be an intimate companion for you, you will have all the sex a man could ever handle, this woman will NEVER have a headacke, she will lovenly bear all the children you want, she dress, clean and cook any animal you bring in for food, she'll grow a garden, clean house, take care of the kids and raise them, wash clothes and dishes, she'll even bring your food and drink to you. This woman will NEVER criticize you, she'll always be full of praises for you and how great of a he-man you are! This perfect woman will NEVER EVER complain, not even once, all this she'll willingly do because she loves doing it. Her purpose will be to please you. All you have to do in this world is hunt and fish all day long and make love all night long, it will be perfect!
Adam: You mean she'll be like a slave?
God: No, Better! Because she will do all of this for you WILLINGLY, this will be her purpose for which she will be created for and she'll love just pleasing you!
Adam: Sounds good, God, but even though I was just made yesterday, I'm not stupid! What's the catch?
God: Catch?
Adam: Yah, what's the COST?
God: Oh Adam, a creation of this magnitude is absolutely priceless! This certainly won't be cheap. In fact, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg!
Adam: Forget that!! What can I get for a rib?
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