He was so thin....
...that you could use him for a whip!
...that sideways he couldn't cast a shadow!
...that he had to swallow a boiled egg every morning just to keep his pants up!
He had to run around the shower to get wet...
He had to wear skis to keep from going down the drain
If he turned sideways he'd disappear
__________________ AIR #15800
"Wimpy" 1/2 ton 2002 GMC Sierra 4X4 Z-71 Gasser
2000 Safari SS 25'
You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.
-Charles Darwin's father
Happy Birthday Charlie!
__________________ "If a man does not have an ideal and try to live up to it, then he becomes a mean, base and sordid creature, no matter how successful." Letter to his son Kermit, quoted in Theodore Roosevelt by Joseph Bucklin Bishop, 1915
“In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed” ~ Charles Darwin
Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly better man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.
Andrew Jackson
Happy Presidents Day :-)
Quick Links
)
)
Spend it wisely! 
Linear Mode
