What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying? - Page 59

Fyrzowt · 01-02-2009, 10:59 PM

Slicker than snot on a porcelain doorknob

(That's about as crude as I intend to take it...)

N2XBW · 01-03-2009, 08:21 AM

Slipperier'n an eel with a law degree. ~ IMBAC

Aage · 01-03-2009, 01:45 PM

"She's so buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence." — anon.

silverhawk · 01-04-2009, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aage

"He looks like he sorts bobcats for a living." - unknown

I love this one. I think I know this person.

N2XBW · 01-04-2009, 04:20 PM

Life is a lot like jazz.. it's best when you improvise. ~ George Gershwin

Fyrzowt · 01-05-2009, 09:31 PM

"Things may come to those that wait, but only the things left by those that hustle."
Abraham Lincoln

N2XBW · 01-06-2009, 08:36 AM

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. ~ W. C. Fields

Aage · 01-06-2009, 08:04 PM

"C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster

N2XBW · 01-07-2009, 06:10 AM

He's such a natural LIAR that when he was a baby, he had his mother convinced someone else was filling his diapers.

Fyrzowt · 01-21-2009, 05:11 PM

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

N2XBW · 01-21-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyrzowt

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

I used that one with my students often.
-JW

Fyrzowt · 01-21-2009, 06:11 PM

A few years ago I posted this one on the bulletin board at work, my last boss was a jerk

"The beatings will continue until morale improves..."

N2XBW · 01-22-2009, 09:34 AM

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is A Train!

wppii · 01-22-2009, 12:45 PM

Two from my dad, God rest his soul:
The only time you say "No", is when they ask if you've had enough.
That's all a steer can do is try.
Mine-
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger