What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[Aage]

"She's so buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence."

[76sovereign]

My Mom could get tipsy on 1 glass of wine. ( I obviously did not take after here) You could always tell when she was getting there when she would raise her glass and toast by saying .....
"Here's lookin up yer ol address!"

[N2XBW]

"Here's to your nose, and over she goes" ~ A toast By Sir Harry Lauder

[N2XBW]

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

[N2XBW]

So, if I've offended anyone, I offer my sincere and heartfelt middle finger!
...taken from a recent post on the View-Navion Yahoo group.

[Aage]

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.

- Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962)

[greywolf]

Originally Posted by Aage

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.

- Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962)

A break down of the word "ex-pert" also tells you the meaning of the word, ex- meaning former and [s]pert- meaning a drip under pressure, thus the meaning of expert: a former drip under pressure.

[silver&gold]

Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.

[Aage]

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think"

- Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962)

[Aage]

"WRITE!!"

-- (Steinbeck's advice to would-be writers.)

[N2XBW]

I wouldn't trust him to hit bottom if I threw him off a cliff. ~ Imbac

[N2XBW]

One of, if not THE absolute best:
There you go, sir, all fixed. No charge; have a safe trip.

[redhawkerII]

....Some day, some guy....will make alotta dough....by putting horns in backseats, for BACKSEAT DRIVERS TO BLOW!!!!!!! .....thankyou

[codybear]

whatever.