What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[Aage]

"Jeez, I hope my wife doesn't find out about that!"

[N2XBW]

Originally Posted by Aage

"Jeez, I hope my wife doesn't find out about that!"

I sn't that more of a "Famous Last Words" line?

[Aage]

Yeah, you must know my wife. She still introduces me at parties as her "first husband".

[N2XBW]

My buddy always refers to his Ex as "certain of my former wives".

[N2XBW]

The difference between a politician and the devil is that the devil always keeps his promise ~ Henry Drummond

[Aage]

"Ninety-nine percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra

[N2XBW]

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. ~ Larry The Cable Guy

[Aage]

"Nobody goes there anymore cause the place is too crowded" -- Yogi Berra (yes, I know, "again"!)

[N2XBW]

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

[Aage]

"It's a combination of Alzheimers and Deja Vu - I keep thinking I forgot this before."
-- Anon.

[345bill]

A whiskey glass and a womans a$$ made a horses a$$ out of me.

[68 Tradewind]

Originally Posted by 345bill

A whiskey glass and a womans a$$ made a horses a$$ out of me.

Well, it's like the advice my father gave to me... upon entering into a saloon, eye the place around and pickout what has to be the ugliest woman in the joint. Latter on, you know yo've gotten hammered enough when she starts to look real good to you, then you know it's time to high tail it out of there!

The problem is that by then you're telling yourself, "I'm not as think as I drunk I am!"

By now the 3 phases of liquere are taking affect...
Phase one: you think you are good looking
Phase two: you believe you are bullet proof
Phase three: you believe you are invisible! Notice how you can't see the last smiley man? He's there, you just can't see him!!

[N2XBW]

I'm so broke I couldn't afford a glass eye for a hummingbird! ~ Uncle Floyd

[Fyrzowt]

...so broke, I can't pay attention.