What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[greywolf]

A HO is a woman who sleeps with anybody, a BIT** is a woman who sleeps with anyone but you!

[codybear]

I have a very high tolerance for tedium

[N2XBW]

All the GOOD martyrs are DEAD. ~ My Cage

[N2XBW]

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

[N2XBW]

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. ~ Blaise Pascal

[codybear]

let's see if it passes the spaghetti test - throw the idea to the wall and see if it sticks

[Jimandrod]

My Sicilian grandfather always used to say...

"You plant oats, you get oats."

[Fyrzowt]

I heard a radio interview by Dollie Parton where she said:

"My Daddy always told me 'You can't put 10 lbs of potatoes in a 5 lb sack'".

[safari57]

The four words for a man to maintain a happy marriage:

"Oh, Yeah, Right, Sorry"

There's almost no situation that this does not work

Barry

[N2XBW]

“The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?” ~ Kahlil Gibran

[345bill]

Although he was a High School Teacher/Coach, my Dad used to always say these two:

"See ya around the salt mine" or "See ya around the pool hall"

[love vintage]

Don't get yer knickers in a twist!

[mrmossyone]

A bird in your hand is ...liable to get sh#t on you.

[greywolf]

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park! -- Maitter (The tow truck guy in CARS, for those who don't watch animated movies)

Speaking of animated movies, I'm frequently telling my daughter "Just because it's animated doesn't mean it's for kids!"