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01-23-2008, 01:46 PM
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As I once told one of my chemistry students: Beryllium, Boron!
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-23-2008, 01:47 PM
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She's 3 flakes short of a snowball.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-23-2008, 02:12 PM
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She's so dumb she tried to book a ticket to Pepsi-Cola, Florida on a computer plane.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-24-2008, 04:51 AM
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Some day's you feel like a doggie, rest of the days you feel like a fire hydrant. "Boatdoc"
If the enemy is in range, so are you. [ From Infantry Journal]
Try to look unimportant, you can be easily ignored. "Boatdoc"
"Boatdoc"
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01-24-2008, 11:29 AM
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I dunna think she can take much more, capt'n.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-24-2008, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by yukionna
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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"When life gives you lemons, stop what you are doing, go to the freezer and grab your bottle of tequila."
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"I embarrass my offspring"
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01-24-2008, 02:49 PM
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One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-24-2008, 03:21 PM
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#487
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"The Frantic Banana"


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More Law...
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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LOST IN THE SIXTIES
" I'll know where I am when I get there"
Bob,Sandra & "Fado"
 2006 3/4 Burb 8.1
Hensley
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01-24-2008, 03:33 PM
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Doctor: Were you ever bedridden?
Old Maid: No, but I once got pretty frisky in a 32 Ford.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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01-24-2008, 06:39 PM
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Takes two to tango (and tangle) and do the Fandango.
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01-24-2008, 06:53 PM
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I went to bed at 2 with a 10,
Woke up at 10 with a 2.
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Time is the only true currency. Spend it wisely! '84 Excella 270vA.I.R.#14867
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