What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[yukionna]

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Confucius

[love vintage]

My favorite (Canadian airforce brat) "If you don't stand behind our troops.. feel free to stand in front of them".

[love vintage]

You think you are a wit.... you're half right.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Ogden Nash)

Dumber than a doorknob.

The day after the night before.

Don't play with your belly-button, you will fly around the room backwards. (Courtesy of mothers raising kids in the 50's).

[jnerges]

"UFO's are real, the Air Force is made up"

and my favorite from Jump School at Fort Benning:

"I dont want anybody to take the initiative until I tell them to."

I really heard a First Sergeant say that, I think I wet my pants laughing.

John

[Moonstruck]

Originally Posted by love vintage

You think you are a wit.... you're half right.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Ogden Nash)

Dumber than a doorknob.

The day after the night before.

Don't play with your belly-button, you will fly around the room backwards. (Courtesy of mothers raising kids in the 50's).

Ah! Ogden Nash! one of my favourite humourists(funny bone doctor!)

A perfect husband is someone who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick!

Poem to a beautiful petrol pump attendant attendant on the M6:

"I wanted your soft verges, but you gave me the hard shoulder!

Roger McGough - Liverpudlian Urban Poet.

My father will tell you that if wit was Dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow tour hat off!

Thanks, Oh mighty Pumpkin for the answer to my quote! UPS are waiting for my parcel!

[Moonstruck]

Originally Posted by love vintage

You think you are a wit.... you're half right.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Ogden Nash)

Dumber than a doorknob.

The day after the night before.

Don't play with your belly-button, you will fly around the room backwards. (Courtesy of mothers raising kids in the 50's).

Ah! Ogden Nash! one of my favourite humourists(funny bone doctor!)

A perfect husband is someone who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick!

Poem to a beautiful petrol pump attendant attendant on the M6:

"I wanted your soft verges, but you gave me the hard shoulder!

Roger McGough - Liverpudlian Urban Poet.

My father will tell you that if wit was Dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow tour hat off!

Thanks, Oh mighty Pumpkin for the answer to my quote! UPS are waiting for my parcel!

[Fyrzowt]

"I never met a man I didn't like"
Another one:
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers

[codybear]

Don't You Worry, honey, I got it all figured out!!!

[Fyrzowt]

(Steve)

[codybear]

(hahaha)

[halimer]

I was always told as an instructor in the Army that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Despair.com says, " There is no such thing as a stupid question, just inquisitive idiots.

[sfixx]

"You're never too old to enjoy your childhood."


May you be blessed with a happy childhood sometime during your life,

Steve

[yukionna]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

[Moonstruck]

One of my own photographs. A chocolate biscuit for anyone who can tell me where this is and who is being quoted.