What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[Fyrzowt]

Old age and treachery will win every time, against youth and exuberance.

[HiHoAgRV]

He went out like a stepped on lightbulb

[Fyrzowt]

This one reminds me of a local polititian....

"Riding the fence will give you a sore crotch."

[yukionna]

An oldie but goodie..."A stitch in time save nine!"

[Fyrzowt]

by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

[Fyrzowt]

We have an open door policy here, you can leave anytime you want!

[lovingtahoe]

A true villain is always preferable to a fake hero.

[ArtStream]

"We do it first the right time"

Me

[Goin camping]

Originally Posted by yukionna

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Find someone who life has given vodka.
Then have a party.

-Ron White-

[Fyrzowt]

I got this one in my e-mail today...

"The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."

[codybear]

funny!!!

What happens at Airstream Rallies, stays at Airstream Rallies!!

[the ponz]

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"

The Wizzard of Oz

[yukionna]

he who laughs last, laughs best

[gotohatteras]

Always take the high road...