What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[altamont]

Anybody that makes generalities is an idiot

[altamont]

When you were 20 you worried about what people thought of you.
When you were 40 your didn't care what people thought of you.
When you reached 60 you realized people weren't thinking about you anyway.

[airstreamers]

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

May you have the hindsight to know where you have been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far...

Only a pessimist complains about the noise when oppurtunity knocks.

[overlander63]

An optimist thinks a glass as half full.
A pessimist thinks a glass as half empty.
An engineer KNOWS the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[razorback]

I wondered why the ball kept getting larger, then it hit me!

[yukionna]

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
-Emerson

[Happycampers]

When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember who's idea it was to drain the pond.

[klattu]

Originally Posted by codybear

"Oh Auntie Em, there's no place like home!"

OZ musyt have the most of any movie ever!

Your not going to fully understand America until you watch that movie many times.
Maybe we should put that on the list of requirements for becoming a citizen?

'We're not in Kansas any more"
"I'm Melting"
"I'll get you my little pretty"
"AllWeOweWeOweHer"
"Follow The Yellow Brick Road"

Imagine what those must sound like to someone that has no clue about the movie.

I know there are 100s more, almost every line is one.
And all the ties back to it...
"You need to go back and see the Wizard" (brain, courage etc)
"Wheres the broom?"

[NorCal Bambi]

The only thing I plan to finish in Life, is Life itself.
Don

I've decided I'm a Compulsive Inconsistent

[Fyrzowt]

A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway

[airstreamers]

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.

[silverhawk]

If it was not for being sidetracked, I would not have any direction whatsoever.

[airstreamers]

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

[yukionna]

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But, rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting... Holy $*^#. What a ride !!!"

[Fyrzowt]

Originally Posted by yukionna

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But, rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting... Holy $*^#. What a ride !!!"

I'd rather wear out than rust out.

[Caryl]

I'm not saying you can't play the banjo, I'm just saying you can't play it in Dodge.......Wyatt Earp

[yukionna]

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

[rgesch]

"When the outcome of a meeting is to have another meeting, it has been
a lousy meeting."

[yukionna]

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

[codybear]

has your poodle lost his noodle?