What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[WayWard Wind]

We appreciate your call. All our Reps are currently busy serving other customers. Please stay on the line for the next available Rep.

[airstreamers]

I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

[Ganglin]

If you decide to kick a tiger in the butt, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth. (Clancy)

Never memorize anything you can look up. (Einstein)

Providence protects children and idiots. I know, because I've tested it. (Twain)

[airstreamers]

Constant change
extra money
extra time

[Fyrzowt]

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[Moonstruck]

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well

[yukionna]

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

[airstreamers]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

[Moonstruck]

Don't confuse ability with potential

[yukionna]

"People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."

[airstreamers]

There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.

[Fyrzowt]

In light of events in Virginia:

"All that is needed for the forces of evil to triumph is for enough good men to do nothing." Edmunde Burke

[airstreamers]

and another one for the va incident:

if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!

[yukionna]

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." - Mahatma Gandhi