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It's not Area 51 I'm worried about- it's Areas 1 through 50.
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Describing a tightwad as:
She'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo sh**s in her hand.
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She'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo sh**s in her hand.
Or...
As tight as a duck's arse!
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Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." Yogi Berra
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Who put 8 great tomatoes in an itty bitty can?
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With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.
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I tell all my new customers the same thing...
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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